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Old 04-02-2010, 05:37 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Worst things you've found in take-out food?

My girlfriend was eating some Chinese food, and spit out some woman's nail. Yeah, that's right. A nail. SICK. I hope it's a fake. Good God.
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:42 PM   #2
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I had a hamburger from Burger King and the meat was really tough to bite into so I looked at it and it looked like a heart artery. Definitely some kind of unprocessed organ meat anyway.
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A piece of hair. Nothing worse.
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:47 PM   #4
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Just hair.. I'm hoping it wasn't of the anus origin.
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Just hair.. I'm hoping it wasn't of the anus origin.
I found hair too!
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It wasn't take out, but I had the band-aid moment that most people fear. My friends and I were in a restaurant sharing a platter of finger foods. On the plate, under the potato wedges, there was a band-aid. It took a long while to convince the waitress that I hadn't put it there. We fought for a bit and then she went to get the manager. The manager came out right away and said that we wouldn't have to pay for our meal. I was like, "No frigging joke, I am not paying for this meal and my friends aren't paying for theirs either." And they didn't.

They offered to give us all new meals, but I declined and left.
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I can't believe the waitress argued. And that is so gross. For some reason a bandaid freaks me out more than finding a nail.
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I'm not 100% sure what they gave me last time I was at McDonald's but it didn't look or taste like food.
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I'm not 100% sure what they gave me last time I was at McDonald's but it didn't look or taste like food.
It's McDonalds... Of course it's not food.
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I can't believe the waitress argued. And that is so gross. For some reason a bandaid freaks me out more than finding a nail.
id much rather find a nail. You never know what that bandaid was used to cover. some puss related thing or something...barf
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Ok...so I used to really like burger king food. It was really only one of the few fast food places I used to enjoy. One day I was chowing down on a burger from there and pulled out the longest, gnarliest pube I'd ever seen. I was pretty grossed out so food was chucked and I decided to say away from burger king. It was on principle alone, as I know that could happen anywhere. So a couple years later I'm out in Nanaimo. I was jonesin' for a whopper pretty bad, not havin one in a couple years. I thought what the hell...lets give 'er. I grab some food, head to the beach to enjoy my meal. I get there, sit down and have a long draw from my coke and what comes up the effin straw? You guessed it...the same ugly pube I spat out years before in Calgary. I couldn't friggin believe it! I didnt even get a chance to unwrap the burger!! I was so pissed I threw it all at the seagulls and have never been back to bk. I should really have written them a letter or some damn thing...not that it would probably have done any good.
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id much rather find a nail. You never know what that bandaid was used to cover. some puss related thing or something...barf
I know it's gross but it depends on what you are eating. If it's something that has to be cooked up to 180* then most if not all the germs would be dead. It's still gross to think about it. But hey you really don't want to know how dirty some of those kitchens are and if the employees actually wash their hands.
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It wasn't take out, but I had the band-aid moment that most people fear. My friends and I were in a restaurant sharing a platter of finger foods. On the plate, under the potato wedges, there was a band-aid. It took a long while to convince the waitress that I hadn't put it there. We fought for a bit and then she went to get the manager. The manager came out right away and said that we wouldn't have to pay for our meal. I was like, "No frigging joke, I am not paying for this meal and my friends aren't paying for theirs either." And they didn't.

They offered to give us all new meals, but I declined and left.

Band-aid. Wonton Soup. Almost finished
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You mean Band-aid Soup?
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I once bit into a chicken burger at McDonald`s and noticed it was kind a little bit more juicy than a burger should be. I opened up, broke the piece of chicken apart and there was puss inside.
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found an extension cord in my salad
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Hecla Island in Manitoba....ordered a burger at the local joint and there was a nail in it. A rusty nail. That I bit down on.

Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu....
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I can't believe the waitress argued. And that is so gross. For some reason a bandaid freaks me out more than finding a nail.
Oh, yeah, she argued something fierce. I was a teenager at the time, so I figure she thought I was just trying to get some free food or something. Then, I told her to get the manager. She was convinced that he would side with her. He came out later and immediately said it was on the house. I got the feeling whoever was wearing that band-aid may have fessed up and that was why it was so quick with the manager.

My friends kept saying that we should just eat around it and not make a fuss, but that really grossed me out and since I was a teenager and wasn't made of cash, I was not paying for a plate of food that I wasn't going to eat because someones bloody band-aid was in it.

I heard that place went out of business a few years later. I never went back.
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You mean Band-aid Soup?

Lol. I guess it was. It was in Edson, where I grew up. I was a bit of a hot head when I was younger, so I drove down to the little chinese place. I stormed through to the back and threw it at the cook and started yelling at him. Then a lady said she would call the cops if I didn't leave. I realized I had overstepped my bounds and slowly left. Don't think I've been that mad in a very long time.

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