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Old 05-31-2010, 08:56 AM   #1
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...#ixzz0pTJnb7ke

After having a nice cup of tea, an American cage fighter rips out his training partners heart.

Some graphic content.
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:00 AM   #2
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Flawless victory.

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WOW Man those must have been some mushrooms
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:15 AM   #5
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Just what UFC needs to make things interesting.

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Old 05-31-2010, 10:08 AM   #6
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I dont know what frightens me more.

The fact that he pulled out someones beating heart because he thought he was possesed by the devil

Or his hair - never mind, the hair frightens me more.
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:10 AM   #7
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Hopefully this is just a terrible misunderstanding.
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:10 AM   #8
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That's really scary.
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:14 AM   #9
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Having done startlingly large quantities of mushrooms on a number of occasions I can say with some certainty that this gentleman had a pre-existing condition of some kind, and that the mushrooms exacerbated it.

That, or those are some wicked freaking mushrooms.

Also, Klamath, California is the anus of the world. Actually, it's right next to the anus, it's the wrinkled sphincter surrounding the anus of the world.
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That's really awesome.
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:30 AM   #12
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I'm curious why he's charged with 1st degree murder. I don't think it was premeditated...or is there another clause which can spike a murder charge to 1st?
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Wow, this guy is ruining the cause for a lot of people...
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Trevor Godard, RIP
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Let us not judge this guy. For all we know, he very well could have been possessed by the devil. Did anyone ever stop to think about that? Huh?
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:23 PM   #16
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Let us not judge this guy. For all we know, he very well could have been possessed by the devil. Did anyone ever stop to think about that? Huh?
I can assured you that I don't possess anyone willy nilly. This person was neither a person or political power or wealth. I have more important people to possess.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go possess Webster.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:36 PM   #17
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Damn.

I thought "graphic content" meant there'd be video.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:40 PM   #18
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Well, if I ever had any doubts in my mind as to whether or not I would do mushrooms again then this story pretty much makes it a definite 'no.'
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Was I the only one that thought the guy punched through the other guys chest and ripped out his heart only to be let down by the fact that his chest was cut open with a knife? If yes, should I seek help?
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Was I the only one that thought the guy punched through the other guys chest and ripped out his heart only to be let down by the fact that his chest was cut open with a knife? If yes, should I seek help?
You're not the only one. So, you driving to the nut house, or me?
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