03-15-2005, 10:57 PM
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broke the first rule
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Stole this off another forum - basically, take a line from a movie, and replace a key word with "pants". This thread will fall flat on its face, guaranteed...but worth a shot.
"I sense a disturbance in the pants."
"Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope!"
"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... pants."
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03-15-2005, 11:01 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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You can't fight in the pants room.
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03-15-2005, 11:02 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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"Maybe don't wear pants next time"
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03-15-2005, 11:04 PM
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#4
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broke the first rule
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"With great pants comes great responsibility"
"um, excuse me, I think you stole my pants"
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - pants hysteria."
"Get off my pants"
"Pants...I hate pants"
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03-15-2005, 11:11 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
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"Dude, where's my pants?"
lame
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03-15-2005, 11:18 PM
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#6
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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I'm the king of the Pants!
You pant, I pant. (sounds better singular)
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03-15-2005, 11:20 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
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"give me back my pants!"
- Mel Gibson
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03-15-2005, 11:27 PM
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#8
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I believe in the Pony Power
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"I feel the need. The need for pants!"
- "Goose" and "Maverik"
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03-15-2005, 11:32 PM
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#9
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kelowna
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"I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
"...they may take our lives, but they'll never take- OUR PANTS!"
"Joey, do you like movies about pants?"
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03-15-2005, 11:32 PM
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#10
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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"So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my pants. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get pantsed."
Office Space
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03-15-2005, 11:39 PM
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#11
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broke the first rule
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"Pants...where we're going we don't need pants"
-Back to the Future
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03-15-2005, 11:48 PM
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#12
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I believe in the Pony Power
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Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my pants back, you son of bitch.
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03-15-2005, 11:56 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Djibouti
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"The first rule of pants club is: you don't talk about pants club"
"Go ahead.... Make my pants"
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03-16-2005, 12:19 AM
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#14
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Official CP Photographer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: PL15
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Say hello to my little pants!!
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03-16-2005, 01:49 AM
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#15
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
"My pants.....They don't like you!"...
"Okay, I'll zip it!"
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03-16-2005, 05:50 AM
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#16
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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The pants?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE PANTS!
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03-16-2005, 06:37 AM
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#17
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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"Girls only want boyfriends with great pants"
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03-16-2005, 07:39 AM
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#18
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Wendy. Put the bat down Wendy. I'm not going to pants you! I'm just going to bash your freaking brains in!
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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03-16-2005, 08:03 AM
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#19
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your pants, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
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03-16-2005, 08:14 AM
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#20
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Lifetime Suspension
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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by pantsless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no pants.
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