Seriously what's wrong with people? I'm working for jayman homes and about to do some work in one of the houses when I smell something funny and notice there is human crap in one of the closets on the floor. Who the heck craps in a closet?
I work at the Scotford refinery in fort Sask. There are always big projects going on and a million contractors milling about creating incidents.
About a week ago a security officer noticed a suspicious package in the parking lot. They called in the RCMP who opened said package to find it filled with poop.
My wife works at a place that has around 50 employees. About a month ago the janitor went into the employees (you need a swipe pass to access this bathroom) girls washroom. He found that some had smeared poop all over the walls with their hands. Like I said, this is a locked door for employees only, so they assume it was someone they work with. I think you would have to be pretty messed up to do something like that.
I was in Chicago in February and I hopped on the L to go to O'Hare. Went to sit down and noticed there was a HUGE pile of steaming poo in front of the seat I was headed for. It smelled so horrible, I actually felt bad for the guy who left it there. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera.
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Has anyone ever read the all you can eat macaroni/beef buffet story?
I don't know why, but I find it kind of funny that someone would actually do that. It's reprehensible, but funny at the same time.
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I work at the Scotford refinery in fort Sask. There are always big projects going on and a million contractors milling about creating incidents.
About a week ago a security officer noticed a suspicious package in the parking lot. They called in the RCMP who opened said package to find it filled with poop.
Sometimes you just gotta go I guess. ;p
I seem to recall that playing with your crap is strongly liked to sexual abuse victims. I remember every boy in my elementary school had to march through a 'finger painted' bathroom stall. I feel bad for whoever did it as they had that embarassment on top of whatever of their own issues they had going on. I also felt sorry for me having to see/smell it.
When my grandparents moved into their brand new house in Charlsewood they had a nice on the fireplace mantle from one of the workers.
I used to work for a home builder in Calgary, It seemed once a month there was an incident involving human waste.
One of the more popular places to urinate was in the Painter's 5 Gallon (partial full) paint buckets. It seems that the urine would settle to the bottom and remain undetected until the painter gave it a good shake or stir, then the most gawd awful rotten urine stink would fill the house. The worst part of all this, the painters would apply it to the walls regardless.
One of the Gags I wittnesed on 3 seperate occasions, but never fell for (thank goodness) was the offering of a slice of delicious Pizza. The "prey" would happily take the box and open the lid, only to see the big coiled up cable that someone squeezed into the pizza box.
someone just took a Luongo in the closet
on the fireplace mantle from one of the workers.
