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Old 03-08-2005, 10:21 AM   #1
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I got worked on my Stag. Shot of Jack followed by TeKillya did me in. The rest of the night was a blurr.

Looking for some suggestions for Nasty Drinks to feed a buddy for his stag which is coming up at the end of the month.

Also looking for good pranks/ideas. He has time before the wedding, so putting him on a bus to no where is a possibilty.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:29 AM   #2
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- 649 is always interesting... it's different everytime as you take a shot glass, pour in 1/3 of the 6th bottle from the left, then 1/3 of the 4th bottle from the left, then 1/3 of the 9th bottle from the left... enjoy

- tequila

- prarie fire (to make remind you there is something worse than tequila)

- Jack (Jack and I don't get along ... ... ... at all)

- end with Fireball, as it tastes really good, and because it does you can drink alot of it, however it's still whiskey ... and has the same effects, but you drink more.

everything else is just a shot.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:32 AM   #3
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Prairie Fires are always good (tequilla + tobascco) bring burning ring of fire.

Here is one site i found with a bunch of drinks: http://www.bachelorpartyfun.com/drinks.html

And their practical jokes:
http://www.bachelorpartyfun.com/practical_jokes.html

Hope that helps a bit.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:39 AM   #4
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Don't forget the jagr bombs.....

1 short glass filled 1/3 full with Red Bull
1 shot of Jagr dropped into the glass

Enjoy! It's good if you start feeling tired and need a quick pick me up.

Careful with the Red Bull though.....I had my resting heart rate up to 85 bpm one night after drinking about 8 cans of the stuff.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:41 AM   #5
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A tetnus shot. Drambuie and Jack Daniels. The worst shot I have ever had in my life.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:43 AM   #6
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Thanks Guys

Muwwahahahahahahhahaaa!!
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:43 AM   #7
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I remember on my 18th birthday (after I was already p*ssed out of my mind) someone bought me a drink (failing to tell me what it was) that I spit it all over the floor and I could feel the fire burning a hole in my lips. Needless to say that was the first and only time I ever tried a prarie fire
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:49 AM   #8
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I actually really like prarie fires...

Boilermakers are definately a good kick in the balls though.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:51 AM   #9
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Dirty Panty = tequila, parmesan cheese, drop of grenedine

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Old 03-08-2005, 10:57 AM   #10
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That Dirty Panty is nasty!!!


There's always the Sloppy Seconds.... wait until the end of the night.... pour the bartender's drink mat all into a glass....voila...
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:07 AM   #11
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A snot rocket

Shot glass

Vodka

Limejuice

Milk

Pour in the vodka

Add milk for color

Two squeezes of lime juice

The milk congeals into a green lump.

Shoot er back and swallow

If you want it to be really bad, replace Vodka with Tequilla
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:23 AM   #12
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The worst/greatest shot in the history of the world (depending on if you can finish it off).

An Irish Car Bomb. It's a drop shot.

Fill a double glass half full of Guiness and add a shot of Baileys. Fill a shot glass with good (or bad) Irish Whiskey. Drop shot glass into Guiness/baileys and drink it down. Just make sure you drink it all in one go, because if you don't you'll end up with a glass full of cheese. First (and only) time I did one of these, I was informed by the bartender that I was the first person he had ever seen finish it after not making it through on the first go. Everyone either finishes it in one shot, or not at all, but not me. Man was I drunk.
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:31 AM   #13
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A "BAR MAT"

Bartender takes the mat under which all other shooters have been made throughout the night, tips it over in to a shot glass.
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:35 AM   #14
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The worst/greatest shot in the history of the world (depending on if you can finish it off).

An Irish Car Bomb. It's a drop shot.

Fill a double glass half full of Guiness and add a shot of Baileys. Fill a shot glass with good (or bad) Irish Whiskey. Drop shot glass into Guiness/baileys and drink it down. Just make sure you drink it all in one go, because if you don't you'll end up with a glass full of cheese. First (and only) time I did one of these, I was informed by the bartender that I was the first person he had ever seen finish it after not making it through on the first go. Everyone either finishes it in one shot, or not at all, but not me. Man was I drunk.
Wow who knew that those darned Irish had thier own arsenal of Depth charges
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Originally posted by CaptainCrunch+Mar 8 2005, 12:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CaptainCrunch @ Mar 8 2005, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bring_Back_Shantz@Mar 8 2005, 06:23 PM
The worst/greatest shot in the history of the world (depending on if you can finish it off).

An Irish Car Bomb. It's a drop shot.

Fill a double glass half full of Guiness and add a shot of Baileys. Fill a shot glass with good (or bad) Irish Whiskey. Drop shot glass into Guiness/baileys and drink it down. Just make sure you drink it all in one go, because if you don't you'll end up with a glass full of cheese. First (and only) time I did one of these, I was informed by the bartender that I was the first person he had ever seen finish it after not making it through on the first go. Everyone either finishes it in one shot, or not at all, but not me. Man was I drunk.
Wow who knew that those darned Irish had thier own arsenal of Depth charges [/b][/quote]
Yeah, trust me on this one. It is the worst shooter you will ever do.
Leave it to the Irish.

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Paddy: "Alright Seamus, what should we make it with"
S: "Why whiskey of course, but what shall we mix it with?"
P: "Hmmmm that's a toughie, we could use pop or juice, but I think Beer would be a better choice, you know the old Irish rule, when in doubt mix booze with more booze"
S: "Sounds good, if only we could think of a way to make sure you have to drink it really fast"
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:43 AM   #16
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Shooters suck, they are the equivalent of pressing super fast forward to the next morning in your bed.
depends, one or two isn't bad, especially at the start when still fairly sober, or end of the night. However if you're drinking them as your main alcohol you won't remember much, it won't be a fun memorable night.

Few weeks ago shooters were my main alcohol, rough week, girl problems, and start of break all meant get HAMMERED. Mudslides, Baja Rosa, Jello Shooters with rum, and vodka, as well as beer, and my very own bottle of fireball (which I persoanlly drank half of). Now let's do the math

6 or 7 beer
+ 2 or 3 shots of mudslide
+ shot or 2 of Baja Rosa
+ 6 or 8 jello shooters
+ 1/2 bottle of fireball

= staring at the wall in a bar, not talking, moving, blinking, or breathing... shots to get drunk = good, drink beer to stay drunk, and you'll be fine.
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Old 03-08-2005, 11:47 AM   #17
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after re-reading my last post made me think of another road trip

I invented what I call the Patinted Patterson Pa-something (need the alliteration)

take a large glass... fill half with Blue
take Crown Crowk, fill the rest of the glass

mix and enjoy


I was the drunkest I ever was when I made that drink up, I had the Crown in my left hand, Coca-Cola in my right, with Blue on the table thinking.... "why don't I mix the Crown with Blue, then I won't dilute the alcohol! Now what ratio do you mix with? 50/50 seems good"



In all honesty I couldn't reccomend a drink I never had, I mean where's the fun in that?
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:03 PM   #18
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I am not sure if anyone here has tasted a cement mixer but man are they nasty....

I am not sure what it is but it is two shots. You take the first shot and keep it in your mouth... you then shoot the second shot and when teh two shots mix in your mouth it turns to a cheese like substance.


Super nasty and nobody knows whats going to happen until it actually does... quite funny..
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This is what I call the "Sam's-a-total-moron Sønderborg Flash" (I had it two weeks ago in Sønderborg):

1/2 bottle Jameson (I'm 145 lbs....do the math)

What's also fun is to order the shots with sexual names at restaurants with full bars. The waitresses are always taken by surprise if they come out of nowhere, and it can get pretty awkward.
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This is what I call the "Sam's-a-total-moron Sønderborg Flash" (I had it two weeks ago in Sønderborg):

1/2 bottle Jameson (I'm 145 lbs....do the math)

What's also fun is to order the shots with sexual names at restaurants with full bars. The waitresses are always taken by surprise if they come out of nowhere, and it can get pretty awkward.
hehehe, I'm less than you, being skinny makes for fun drinking stories!
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