The 7 most soul crushing series finales ever

[CaptainCrunch]

Thanks to our friends at cracked.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18490...v-history.html

[Flash Walken]

Get ready to add "Lost" to that list.

[CaptainCrunch]

Yeah, but you would kinda expect that from Lost.

I had forgotten that ALF had been captured by the evil government in the end.

I had also forgotten that the Dinosaurs were killed off in Dinosaurs.

I honestly didn't expect that.

[Acey]

ABC is building up the Lost finale so much, I hope it doesn't disappoint.

[CaptainCrunch]

I still insist that the last hour will feature JJ Abrahms laughing at the camera while dressed in Scooby Doo underwear burning money in a hobo barrel.

Or they cliff hanger it for the eventual Lost The movie.

[Flash Walken]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I still insist that the last hour will feature JJ Abrahms laughing at the camera while dressed in Scooby Doo underwear burning money in a hobo barrel.

Or they cliff hanger it for the eventual Lost The movie.

It will be a double swerve that would make even Vince McMahon go, "Well that was stupid."

[3 Justin 3]

Everytime I go to cracked for one article I read 10.

[JiriHrdina]

HA HA the stuff about St. Elsewhere killing the kitten is gold.

[getbak]

I thought this was going to be about all the Flames various game 7s over the years.

[CaptainCrunch]

Well originally I thought the ending would be, just as the final confrontation between Locke Monster and the rest happens.

Just as he say's "Let me clear everything up for you"

The Cloverfield Monster will grab him and eat him, releasing a monster belch. Then the new Enterprise with the hair dryer engines will swoop in doing a phaser and torpedo run that will obliterate the Island killing most of the cast except for Kate who will look up to see Tom Cruise hanging upside down suspended by a cable reaching out to save her. Then the screen will go blank and we will see Sidney Bristow pointing at the screen teasing her shirt off to see her perfect breast except that we never see them because we get the star wipe to JJ himself sitting on the bridge of the Enterprise in Kirks chair wearing a vintage uniform lighting a cigar with a ethiopian kids head.

Suddenly Jack sits up in bed and screams, composes himself and says "Its just a dream" A mysterious shadowed figure leans forward to reveal himself as Sigmond Freud who mutters "Sometimes a banana is just a banana" Then we stripe wipe to a preview of Lost the Movie in 3d coming to a theatre near you in 2017.

Then the collective audience commits suicide.

[I_H8_Crawford]

Another article on cracked that I found after reading this one... I seriously had no idea that they somewhat had force fields invented (#5)

http://www.cracked.com/article_18473...hide-from.html

[sclitheroe]

It wasn’t a series finale, but Col. Blake’s death in MASH was quite season finale. Does that count?

[Buzzard]

^Blake died??

Thanks for ruining that for me.

Sarcasm mocking people who gets upset by spoilers.

[calgaryred]

I HATED that show dinosaurs, I remember I had a girlfriend that loved that little Dino baby, I fricking hated it when I visited her parents place and she would want to watch it. I have to admit that season finale sounds hilarious I probably would have enjoyed it.

[Machiavelli]

I had totally forgotten about Dinosaurs.

I remember being creeped out by the characters but still watching.

[lambeburger]

Oh gawd, this one is hilarious: http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-cen...a-comfort-wipe

[HelloHockeyFans]

Holy cow I totally forgot about Dinosaurs.

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by lambeburger

Oh gawd, this one is hilarious: http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-cen...a-comfort-wipe

Half-way through, I can't stop laughing.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

I had totally forgotten about Dinosaurs.

I remember being creeped out by the characters but still watching.

I liked that show because I was the perfect age for it, but I always hated that baby. I was always hoping the dad would grab the frying pan from him and just beat him to death with it.