Blazing Saddles...the Musical

[Jetsfan]

Comedy legend Mel Brooks is now turning his attention to a potential theatrical adaptation of his 1974 film "Blazing Saddles."

http://www.calgarysun.com/entertainm...242441-cp.html




Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.


Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folk, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw! We rape the out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

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[CaptainCrunch]

One of my favorite movies that would probably not be as funny if it was made today due to political correctness.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, n#gger.

[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.


Taggart: The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: Okay, I'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: *Horses*?
[hits Lyle's head]
Taggart: We can't afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of n*ggers.


Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.
Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?
Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.


[to two members of the KKK, while pretending to capture Bart]
Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at?

Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: [after some consideration] Too Jewish.

[WilsonFourTwo]

I watch that movie every few years......still outright hilarious 30 years later. I for one would hand over my money to see a musical version.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, n#gger.

That's my favorite laugh as well. The old broad's timing turns a small chuckle in a all out roar.

[Ford Prefect]

I wonder what tune he'll set the camp fire scene to. Classical Gas maybe?

[amorak]

God I love that movie, so hilarious... Today it would be deemed racist, but if you watch it, it's very much a looking glass at racism - Too bad the pitch fork mobs of today wouldn't see one minute of it to find that out....

[kirant]