01-26-2010, 03:34 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Man loses his right to play Dungeons & Dragons for life
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...608986-ap.html
The prison officials determined that playing Dungeons and Dragons was indusive to forming a gang and gang related activities.
This is the only picture that I could find of a supposed Dungeons and Dragons gang. Very frightening!
Last edited by Hack&Lube; 01-26-2010 at 04:12 PM.
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01-26-2010, 03:36 PM
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Norm!
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01-26-2010, 03:37 PM
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He can always just use his level 300 wizard to turn the prison officials into donkeys.
edit: but only if he rolls higher than a 3.
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01-26-2010, 03:49 PM
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Lesson of the day: If you want to be able to play Dungeons and Dragons, don't smash your sister's boyfriend's skull in with a sledgehammer.
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01-26-2010, 03:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Komskies
Lesson of the day: If you want to be able to play Dungeons and Dragons, don't smash your sister's boyfriend's skull in with a sledgehammer.
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Must've been a +1 sledgehammer.
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01-26-2010, 03:53 PM
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If his Sister's boyfriend hadn't left his +3 Paladin Armour in the crypt, he'd have been just fine.
Clearly his own fault.
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01-26-2010, 03:54 PM
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I am more impressed that there are 4 people in one prison that play D&D that haven't been shanked.
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01-26-2010, 03:56 PM
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People still play D&D?
I thought they would of all turned into WoW dorks.
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01-26-2010, 04:12 PM
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... or message board posters.
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01-26-2010, 04:17 PM
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Pretty sure everyone should lose their right to play D&D when they stop believing in Santa.
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01-26-2010, 04:23 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Boblobla
I am more impressed that there are 4 people in one prison that play D&D that haven't been shanked.
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Or raped.
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01-26-2010, 04:32 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Komskies
Lesson of the day: If you want to be able to play Dungeons and Dragons, don't smash your sister's boyfriend's skull in with a sledgehammer.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Kybosh
Must've been a +1 sledgehammer.
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Ultimate 1-2 punch of the day right there. Quoted for sheer awesomness!
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01-26-2010, 04:32 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Or raped.
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Who says they haven't?
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01-26-2010, 04:34 PM
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They can't really level their WoW characters in jail.......
All they need to level their paladin in DnD is some imagination and a little bit of mana....I mean lube.
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01-26-2010, 04:35 PM
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Norm!
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Oh Crap Rocco just rolled a +8 donkey punk followed by a + 3 sodomy in the shower.
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01-26-2010, 04:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Oh Crap Rocco just rolled a +8 donkey punk followed by a + 3 sodomy in the shower.
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where's my enchanted shiv?
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01-26-2010, 04:38 PM
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Don't laugh man, D&D related jail shower sodomizing is a serious crime... it's a crime that those D&D guys enjoy it!
Bhahhahahahhahahahaha
bahahahhahahahahhah
amirite?
bahahhahaha
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01-26-2010, 04:40 PM
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^ wtf?
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01-26-2010, 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Oh Crap Rocco just rolled a +8 donkey punk followed by a + 3 sodomy in the shower.
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Funniest quote of the day. I'll drop that one on the fiance tonight and see how it works out.....I might get +9 cut off from sexy time.
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01-26-2010, 04:50 PM
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He will have to drink mountain dew and each doritos by himself - how sad.
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