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Old 01-25-2010, 05:02 PM   #1
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20...06741-qmi.html

Starbucks employee suing over comments/advances made

by Manager "Tim Horton"
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:32 PM   #2
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Mr. Horton has bean a real jerk. He needs to learn how to better espresso himself.
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:44 PM   #3
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Watch this. You're gonna love.....my beans.
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Old 01-25-2010, 06:25 PM   #5
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So he gave her the old double-double eh?
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Old 01-25-2010, 06:30 PM   #6
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Apparently she didn't want "extra cream"
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Definitely would beat the Hot Coffee mod for GTA
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So a 16 year old was 'forced' by her older manager to have sex and you guys are having a laugh? You guys mocha me sick.
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She had too much coffee. And then he tried to nail her.

Too subtle?

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Old 01-26-2010, 12:22 AM   #12
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This is what Tim Horton wanted:

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Old 01-26-2010, 08:05 AM   #14
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So a 16 year old was 'forced' by her older manager to have sex and you guys are having a laugh? You guys mocha me sick.
Thanks a latte! That made me laugh.
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Old 01-26-2010, 10:21 AM   #15
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I guess wallets aren't the only thing getting raped at Starbucks.
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Old 01-26-2010, 10:48 AM   #16
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He obviously misinterpreted her request for a double pump of vanilla.

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Old 01-26-2010, 11:00 AM   #18
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Bean flicking jokes aside, does anybody else not buy this story? A Starbucks manager named "Tim Horton"?

Back to the regularly scheduled thread:
Hitting on baristas has it's perks.
OR: A steamy coffee leaves grounds for concern.
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Old 01-26-2010, 12:06 PM   #20
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So he wanted to grind beans with her? That sounds like a coffee job....
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