08-06-2009, 12:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I heard one about Tanguay... but I think I'll skip it.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-06-2009, 12:02 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
I heard one about Tanguay... but I think I'll skip it.
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Can you PM the mods about the joke, and then they can tell us whether it's funny or not?
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08-06-2009, 12:05 AM
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#4
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Franchise Player
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How do you kill a one-legged fox?
Make him run accross Canada for cancer
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08-06-2009, 12:06 AM
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#5
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Franchise Player
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What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Can you get out of my son?
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08-06-2009, 12:06 AM
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Franchise Player
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What do you do when your wife is staggering on your lawn?
Shoot her again
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08-06-2009, 12:10 AM
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#7
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Self-Ban
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Knock knock..
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08-06-2009, 12:17 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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who's there?
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08-06-2009, 12:22 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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edit: damn white text...
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Last edited by Jayems; 08-06-2009 at 01:21 AM.
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08-06-2009, 12:24 AM
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#10
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Self-Ban
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan02
who's there?
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I got up.
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08-06-2009, 12:28 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied "Wife name Three Horse."
"That is an unusual name for your wife. Three Horse. What does it mean."
"It is an old Indian name. It mean Nag, Nag,Nag."
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08-06-2009, 12:29 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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What's the hardest part about rollerblading?
Telling your parents you're gay.
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08-06-2009, 01:00 AM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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A young man walks into a bar, and immediately shouts at the bartender
"Five shots of tequila!!!"
The bartender obliges, and the young man slams em all down, bam bam bam bam bam.
The barteder looks at the young fella and says
"You've got to be celebrating something, what's going on?"
The young man says
"My first blowjob"
"Well hell son!" the bartender replies, "That's a monumental occasion, let me buy you a shot!"
The guy replies:
"No thanks, if five shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."
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08-06-2009, 01:01 AM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
What's the hardest part about rollerblading?
Telling your parents you're gay.
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Telling your parents you're gay
Edit: nm, just saw the white text. Still funny.
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08-06-2009, 01:07 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: hammer of justice crushes you
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
A Fsh!
AAAAh...........HAHAHA
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08-06-2009, 01:20 AM
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I read this in a maxim earlier in the year so my memory is a little hazy... and might not make sense but I'll give it a shot.
A husband comes home one day and tells his wife 'Honey, I got a tattoo on my penis'. She looks at him strange and asks him what of. He replies 'well, since I like money so much, I decided to get it of a hundred dollar bill.' Quickly, she asks why? The husband promptly replies 'Well, I like to watch my money grow, and I like to play with my money, and best of all, when you feel like blowing some money, you don't have to go to the mall!'
Hope that made sense haha but I laughed pretty hard when I read it
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08-06-2009, 01:27 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cowtown
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
There wer two cats, one English cat and a French cat. The English one was named OneTwoThree, and similarily, the French one was named UnDeuxTrois. So the two cats decided they needed to know who could swim farther. So, they start swimming. Which cat won?
OneTwoThree won, because UnDeuxTrois-cat-sank. (...quatre-cinq...)
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08-06-2009, 02:01 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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might as well get this out of the way......
"have we signed boyd yet?"
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08-06-2009, 02:05 AM
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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THANK MR DEMKOCPHL Ottawa Vancouver
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08-06-2009, 02:31 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaster86
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wow, how did I ever miss this?
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