Teens Are Now Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk
WTF!?
I heard of teens soaking gummi bears in vodka than eating them. But never using vodka soaked tampons than inserting them.
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"What we're hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them," Thomas said.
"It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There's no barrier, there's no stomach acid to prevent it," Thomas said.
"I would expect it to absorb pretty quickly as well, because it's a very vascular structure," Quan told CBS 5.
"This is definitely not just girls," Thomas said. "Guys will also use it and they'll insert it into their rectums."
And that's not all.
"Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka soaked tampon," Thomas said.
Rather than the traditional beer bong you'd find at a college party, kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted.
They're calling it "butt chugging."
"A lot of people believe it would cover it up, your breath won't smell like alcohol so you can hide it from the parents, hide it from police," Thomas said.
But take it from this cop, it won't work.
I remember my first job out if high school, my boss would always go on and on about wine enemas. I always thought he was kidding until I saw this, but now it makes perfect sense.
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I remember my first job out if high school, my boss would always go on and on about wine enemas. I always thought he was kidding until I saw this, but now it makes perfect sense.
I did not need to know that such a thing exists. Uggghhhh
More like "sh*t-pantsed". For scientific purposes, this afternoon I poured a case of Wildcat up my ass. Trust me, it was lot more "toilet time" than it was "party time". Yeesh, what a mess.
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