The Perfect Bartender!
I searched for this and even a thread, but couldnt find one...so enjoy!
A man named John enters a bar and orders a drink.
The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
John replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual
proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
John responds, "Around 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, fast
cars, baseball, super models, favourite
fast foods, guns, and women.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test.
He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The Man replies, "Duuuh, 50, I think."
And the robot says ... real slowly.
"S-o-o-o-o, a-r-e y-o-u g-o-n-n-a
c-h-e-e-r f-o-r t-h-e O-I-L-E-R-S-
a-g-a-i-n t-h-i-s y-e-a-r?"
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