12-18-2009, 09:36 AM
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ALL ABOARD!
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4 year Old Knows How to Party : Epic Parenting
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/yea...christmas.html
I'll break down the details for those that don't want to read the article:
- 4 year old leaves his house in the middle of the night
- Drinks a 12 ounce beer
- Steals neighbour's Christmas presents
- Found drunk, wearing a dress in the middle of the road.
Best line from Mom "There's only so much you can do as a parent."
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12-18-2009, 09:46 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Not only was he wearing a dress, but the dress was one of the Christmas presents he stole.
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She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.
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Ya I can see why somebody might feel that way. 4 year old opening a tab on a beer though ... that's actually pretty impressive.
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12-18-2009, 09:52 AM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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The kid is obviously a chip off the old block and is following in his daddy's foot steps.
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12-18-2009, 09:55 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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12-18-2009, 09:57 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Well to be fair the mom, the kid sounds like a conniving . He breaks a child safety device off at 4 and opens a tabbed beer. That's impressive.
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12-18-2009, 10:04 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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The story behind the story, in the mother's own words in a report this morning, is that the boy misses his father who is in jail, ergo the answer to be closer to his father is to go to jail by mimmicking the habits of his father.
IE: be a drunk.
Well-reasoned on the surface and impressively executed. Too bad his goal is to be a loser.
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12-18-2009, 10:07 AM
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Ewww Bud light?
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12-18-2009, 10:15 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary
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As of right now that kid is strongest man on the face of the planet. -Jason Ellis
Last edited by C-Life; 12-18-2009 at 10:18 AM.
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12-18-2009, 10:16 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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Hahahaahahhahaha
He stole Christmas presents? Hahhaha that kid is alright.
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12-18-2009, 10:20 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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I hate it when even four year olds are having more fun than me.
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12-18-2009, 12:05 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sadly not in the Dome.
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I'd saw everything the kid did was pretty damn impressive! That's a solid nights work.
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12-18-2009, 12:10 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Andrew W.K Would be so proud of this kid.
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12-18-2009, 02:34 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Kelowna, B.C.
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I don't know how the new anchors could keep a straight face while reporting that.
As for opening the beer tab, no problem. At less than 2 years old I got a chair, opened up the utensils drawer, got out a steak knife, and cut an apple in 1/2 before I managed to just about take out an eye trying to cut it into smaller slices. The trip to the emergency room is one of my youngest memories. I still bug my mother about that incident-or the time she was pretending to eat pieces of leggo and I one-upped her and swallowed a piece for real. There is no way I could accuse my mother of being a bad mother in reality though.
Even though she may not be a perfect mother, the kid is well ahead of the curve when it comes to mischief and she probably has to work much harder to keep that kid in line.
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12-18-2009, 02:37 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."
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That's where it went from funny to kind of sad.
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12-18-2009, 03:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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12-18-2009, 04:25 PM
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First Line Centre
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*sigh*
what i wouldnt give to be a kid again.
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12-18-2009, 04:28 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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^ Yeah. I'd go for two whole beers and put it on youtube.
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12-18-2009, 11:12 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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That's really sad and at the same time hilarious.
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