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Old 12-15-2009, 07:32 PM   #1
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Roberts also espoused his "Seed-Faith" theology, which held that those who give to God will get things in return.

The generation of "prosperity preachers" who followed Roberts point to their own luxury homes and private jets as evidence of God's favor. In 2007, Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa launched an investigation of six prosperity preachers, including three who sat on the Oral Roberts University board of regents at the time. The inquiry is still under way.


I thought I'd give Cheese a rest on starting this thread. To me, Oral Roberts will always be the guy with big earlobes who God held hostage for $8M.
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Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.

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Old 12-15-2009, 08:28 PM   #4
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Still, a great name.
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Is that the popcorn guy?
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:50 PM   #6
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Jesus prepares to receive Oral

(admittedly stole that headline from elsewhere)
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Wow, now I know who my villains are in NCAA hoops.
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:10 AM   #8
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Well if there was a "hell" he would be in deep ca-ca for swindling a bunch a dough from unsuspecting dummy's.

Lucky for him he lived to the ripe age of 91 and just died and doesn't have to worry about it!
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Why didn't his son just go to his bedside and heal him?
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Why didn't his son just go to his bedside and heal him?
Richard Roberts was too busy spending church donation money and university funds paying for vacations, luxury cars, house renovations, etc.
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