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Old 12-01-2009, 04:36 PM   #1
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this site provides an AWESOME service.

http://www.idump4u.com/

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$10 Basic Breakup- We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.
$25 Engagement Breakoff - Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiance/fiancee, we recommend you do however.
$50 Divorce Call- Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc .. but we can do it for you as well.
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link for their youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/iDUMP4u#p/u/2/m2nju_GUnt8

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Old 12-01-2009, 04:37 PM   #2
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I'd like to think I have the nads to do something like that myself but man, $10 is a pretty good price!
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:40 PM   #3
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another idea stolen from the simpsons.
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:47 PM   #4
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I said I would never work on a telephone for a living however I would certainly work for these guys! That job would be fun!
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:46 PM   #5
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Man this would be a pretty screwed up job.. but I'd totally work a job like that!
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:04 PM   #6
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bahaha, these are hilarious.

The people using this service totally have no balls, but the recordings are hilarious.

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Old 12-01-2009, 08:29 PM   #7
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I clicked this worried it would be about bodily functions (yes I still clicked, because it is CP after all). What a relief. Kinda sad there is only one gay one on there--I'd love to have used this in the past
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:47 PM   #8
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Hilarious.
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:52 PM   #9
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I love how there are so many more men using this service than women on the website.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:00 PM   #10
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"Sorry, I don't speak b***h".
"Lets get this call over with because your voice is grating on me".
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:06 PM   #11
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This guy sounds an awful lot like Pauly Shore...

...Buuuuuuuuuuuuddy.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:34 PM   #12
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This site is AWESOME!
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:36 PM   #13
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This guy sounds an awful lot like Pauly Shore...

...Buuuuuuuuuuuuddy.
Pauly hasn't been the same since his Punk'd rip off "Gotcha" got canned.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:02 AM   #14
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bahaha, these are hilarious.

The people using this service totally have no balls, but the recordings are hilarious.

Samantha sounds hot!
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:09 AM   #15
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"He is my boyfriend I don't have to be careful"

"Well no see.... he's not your boyfriend anymore, he's broken up with you"

Hahhahaahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

Man I love how this guy is on the dumpers side and defending them and just going at the dumpees. Haha this is awesome.
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