Lost in Translation - Funny Babelfish Translations!

[Day Tripper]

This is how Shakespeare did it.

We've seen these ridiculous translations from player interviews in foreign languages, which often turn out to be hilariously absurd. Here's a lovely website that will do a multi-part translation to complete and often quite funny:

http://tashian.com/multibabel/

Oilers Suck! translates to: The units of the lubrication absorb!

Cloutier can't stop a beach ball: Fabbro can' of the nail; Apprehension of T a sphere in of the distance.

There's a lady who`s sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven: There' Lady who' of S; Acid of S very, what or sparkes, but and she' S, of that purchase the scale of lle with the sky. (Explains that song rather well, I think)

Can anyone get any really funny ones?

[Roof-Daddy]

Finally, a site to translate netminders posts.

[jkstuart12]

He breaks down the left hand side, shoots and scores!

Translates to:

One is broken in the left pagination, increase and ends!

[STeeLy]

That is some kind of safe ==> The aid is type the right

He's some kind of player ==> He' It beats to the suitable player of S

And the puck goes around the boards ==> Propagation of the base and the assembly of the advice of fiscalization

And finally, imagine Peter Maher saying this: "He in the column of Victoria can introduziz" or "Yes young!"

I don't think I have to translate the last 2, you could figure them out easily

[BlackEleven]

I, for one, welcome our new babelfish overlord.
= I, since, adapt our new protector of babelfish.