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Old 11-17-2009, 09:40 PM   #1
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:04 PM   #2
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Jarome Iginla looks fatter and whiter than usual.
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awesome! for so many reasons!

that has got to be on a caption contest
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:18 PM   #4
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The bear actually scores in this one. So wrong.
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Jarome Iginla looks fatter and whiter than usual.
I thought that was Medvedev sporting the Iggy jersey.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:24 PM   #6
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Jarome Iginla looks fatter and whiter than usual.
And drunker!
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I disapprove, but these videos only further prove that bears are awesome.
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The bear actually scores in this one. So wrong.
Russians are obsessed with putting hats/helmets on players by force. Also shows that the bear has more patience than Ray Emery.
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Poor firggin bear!
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Feel pretty bad for the bear. I also feel kind of bad for Iginla that that fat Russian ###### is wearing his jersey.
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:06 AM   #11
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Poor firggin bear!
Whatever.

I bet that bear gets laid all the time and spends his weekend doing blow off naked Russian supermodels.

Probably takes his helmet off first though.
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:19 AM   #12
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That's terrible.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:51 AM   #13
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But you better let them win or this happens

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Why hasn't he been exterminated yet?
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:36 AM   #15
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That made me very sad for the bear.
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Put me down as one whose heart strings were pulled by that poor bear.
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Theres no PETA influence in Russia I imagine... Unfortunate for the bear.

by the way there's a friggin' BEAR playing hockey!!!!!! 2010 first overall pick to the Bruins
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I'd take the bear over Oli Jokinen anyday! At least the bear won its fight and scored a goal!
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:24 AM   #19
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In this economy that Bear is thanking his lucky stars that he has a job.
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Both jarome and the referee are sporting figure skates. i think hefty jarome needs a muzzle too, at least at the russian buffet.
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