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Old 08-12-2004, 02:36 PM   #1
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I don't know about the rest of you desk chained CP addicts other there but when faced with confronting work or reading CP its easy to procrastinate and take the easy way out.

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Procrastinating monkeys were turned into workaholics using a gene treatment to block a key brain compound, U.S. researchers reported on Wednesday.

Like the story, I am both a procrastinator and monkey....
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:47 PM   #2
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I wonder if there are an sife effects, like increased anxiety or anything like that.
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:00 PM   #3
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I think I'll stick with my current game plan: 5% Sporadic bursts of ACTUAL work and 90% Pretending to work while actually lurking/posting on CP
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:12 PM   #4
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Procrastinating monkeys were turned into workaholics using a gene treatment to block a key brain compound, U.S. researchers reported on Wednesday.

Yet another example how trained monkeys could do my job

sshhhh.....don't tell my boss
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:48 PM   #5
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I don't need genetic modifications... I need someone to repeatedly jab a pencil into my eyeballs whenever I fail to work! I never work for the reward...I work to avoid pain (and often fail).
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:31 PM   #6
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personally for me, take away the desire to do something else, or the option, and I'm fine.

ie: can't read school work when in the living room, or my room, go to do laundry where all there are: washing machines/dryers, and a light. I can read fine there

on the bus to work, I was flying through pages. On break at work, it was that or actually watch the security monitors to see if the place was busy or not.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:39 PM   #7
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Crystal Meth does the same for a lot of people....

Those addicts have the cleanest rooms of any druggies you will ever meet....

lol

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