10-28-2009, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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This is just plain NUTS
Or nut, if you will... Crazy Canuck fans.
If you needed another reason not to go to Langley, here it is:
Langley man loses testicle after random, vicious kick by woman
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Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk. “I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said. That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.
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Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.” He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.
It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas. “My doctors say I will still be able to have children,” Clark said. “But at 22 that’s not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide.” Embarrassed by the situation, Clark didn’t go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack. Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.
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10-28-2009, 12:40 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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dammit
Already posted in another thread.
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Originally Posted by Fugly
This guy wins the most painful kick in the nuts story, hands down.
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10-28-2009, 12:42 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Oooooh... I cringed.
I couldn't also help but laugh little bit at the randomness and absurdity of it. I hope they catch her, even though she'll probably be given a slap on the wrist.
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10-28-2009, 12:48 PM
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: West of somewhere
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Holy crap I almost cried when I read that.
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10-28-2009, 12:50 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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there have been three or four similar assaults
This explains some of the sissification on the Canucks.
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10-28-2009, 12:52 PM
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: West of somewhere
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
there have been three or four similar assaults
This explains some of the sissification on the Canucks.
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Oh how true that is.
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10-28-2009, 12:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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I wonder if she's hot...
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10-28-2009, 12:55 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toledo OH
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Oooooh... I cringed.
I couldn't also help but laugh little bit at the randomness and absurdity of it. I hope they catch her, even though she'll probably be given a slap on the wrist.
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My money's on an insanity plea. Insanity being caused by 'emotional trauma' inflicted to her by men in her life and that in all of this somehow she becomes the victim. Rinse, lather, repeat.
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10-28-2009, 12:59 PM
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First Line Centre
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Watch this, you're gonna love my nut!
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10-28-2009, 01:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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There is some seriously psychotic people in this city. So many random attacks going on. Only last week some guy went around randomly stabbing people at bus stops. A few months ago some guy was randomly punching women. Now this crazy biatch is randomly canning guys? I would say this is where the "you can't hit a girl" rule goes out the window. This chick deserves to get knocked the F out.
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10-28-2009, 01:07 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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Why do they replace your damaged ball with a prosthetic ball? For balance?
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10-28-2009, 01:12 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by worth
Why do they replace your damaged ball with a prosthetic ball? For balance?
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IIRC, and this is purely hearsay, there is an adult actor with one ball.
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10-28-2009, 01:14 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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If there were ever an appropriate time to hit a woman...........this would be it.
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10-28-2009, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
IIRC, and this is purely hearsay, there is an adult actor with one ball.
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Tom Green?
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10-28-2009, 01:25 PM
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One of the Nine
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Wow. She's lucky he didn't have a friend with him. Any good friend would have punched that girl in the face so hard that she'd remain ko'd until the cops arrived.
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10-28-2009, 01:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Coincidentally, Luongo was injured today....hmmmm..... 
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10-28-2009, 01:34 PM
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Someone needs to take this terrorist down.
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10-28-2009, 01:44 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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Quote:
Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed
No, this is just plain nuts:
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Is there not a hidden picture in here? Like some 3d poster?
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