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Old 10-21-2009, 12:51 PM   #1
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:57 PM   #5
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....."but, but, but, we have the river valley"

Thanks for comin out. Calgary has two!!
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....."but, but, but, we have the river valley"

Thanks for comin out. Calgary has two!!
Don't forget Whyte Ave and the Fringe Festival.

I think that you haven't really lived in Edmonton until you've married your cousin.

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...realized it isn't Calgary, but hey its better than Regina.
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