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Old 09-29-2009, 11:37 PM   #1
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My guess would be the cougar...by alot, until I saw this (story and pictres)...

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The hunter saw the animal so he wanted to shoot in the air to scare the beast but did not even have timeto do that - the cougar was already approaching a dog. Here is the incredible part of the story: the mule snatched the cougar up by the tail and started whirling him around banging its head on the ground repeatedly. Then the mule dropped it on the ground, stomped on it and held it by the throat. The mule got down on his knees and began to bite the creature a dozen times.
Cougar got served.
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:39 PM   #2
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As a jackass I can say I have owned a few cougars in my day!
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:51 PM   #3
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That is one bizarre and random story. How often does a mule come and save you?
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That is one bizarre and random story. How often does a mule come and save you?
In Russia, mule save you!
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:53 PM   #5
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Depends. Is the cougar wearing pumps or high heels?
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:55 PM   #6
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp

Says the pictures are real, but the story is bunk, cougar is already dead.
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My dad raises pack mules, and they're weird creatures. I know for a fact that they hate dogs, and won't hesitate to take them out.....he has a border collie with one eye and no teeth to prove it. Coyotes won't come anywhere near his farm, probably because they fear for their lives.

They love people though; they'll run up to you and rub you like a cat looking for a scratch, then turn around and try to kill your dog. So yeah, even though the story might not be true I'm pretty sure any mule wouldn't hesitate to try and take out a cougar.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:53 AM   #10
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Think I saw this fight in a small bar in Mexico, but it wasn't really a fight as much as a errr show.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:57 AM   #11
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My guess would be the cougar...by alot, until I saw this (story and pictres)...

http://sosna.soup.io/post/29595182/a...a-were-outside



Cougar got served.
Lots of ranchers in the area have mules around for just that reason . . . . they'll beat the crap out of coyotes or anything else that gets too close to something valuable.

A cougar though . . . .

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Years ago a cougar went after a colt at Dad's ranch at Millarville, and the mare could not drive it off. Dad scared it away with gun-fire.
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We had a cougar sighting a few mornings ago near our place southwest of the city . . . . . and the farmer in the valley claims a wolf is around right now. There's a strange howl that causes his dogs to cower up against the wall when they'd normally be barking back at the coyotes. About eight years ago, I saw a wolf near our place, confirmed by a neighbour.

I better get a mule!!!

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I think that if a cougar wanted to kill a mule..........it could get the job done.
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Think I saw this fight in a small bar in Mexico, but it wasn't really a fight as much as a errr show.
WTF is that? English teeth vs a mule?
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oh come on Tron, you'd totally do the one on the right, we know this.
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oh come on Tron, you'd totally do the one on the right, we know this.
Dude, she just finished teaching at hogwarts. No chance I'd hit it.

Your mom on the other hand.....yeeeow
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Think I saw this fight in a small bar in Mexico, but it wasn't really a fight as much as a errr show.
I believe it's called inter-species erotica.
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WTF is that? English teeth vs a mule?
If those women were British, they would be in the top 5% of best teeth. I'm not kidding. It's pretty diabolical over here.
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