First there was the strange change to the St Louis arch, now apparently St Louis had another of its main attractions altered.
Initial reports are saying CPHL General Manager HalifaxDrunk has purchased the Anheuser-Busch brewery in St Louis. The first major changes include the retirement of the loved Budweiser Clydesdale horses. They have been replaced by a team of Ducks who will from now on pull the Budweiser wagon.
GM Drunk has set his sights on amassing a very large empire across both the continental US and Canada. Stay tuned for more acquisitions as they happen.
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