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Old 07-30-2009, 03:53 PM   #1
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I've never understood why guys are so obsessed about flexing their muscles in front of girls. Listen guys, women don't find this a turn on at all (unless you find a gym rat). Its one of the most common generalizations that guys think is true but is the complete opposite.

In fact a guy who constantly tries to impress the ladies by showing their biceps or huge traps is a complete turn off to women. We see you guys as complete tools lol - especially when some guys will do the bicep curl gesture (sigh)

Anyone else agree?
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They're obviously trying to hit on you during their daily commute.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:55 PM   #3
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Lol, do guys seriously do that? How does a guy pull that off without looking like a complete ######?
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Have you posted those short skirt photos yet? Was Dustin Boyd flexing his new contract for you?
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Lol, do guys seriously do that? How does a guy pull that off without looking like a complete ######?
LOL this is hilarious I agree. I haven't seen any guys do this but maybe I just don't hang around with the right crowd!
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:57 PM   #7
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The funniest is when you see pictures of guys completely flexing their triceps by fully extending their arms and leaning them up against something LOL.
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I've never understood why guys are so obsessed about flexing their muscles in front of girls. Listen guys, women don't find this a turn on at all (unless you find a gym rat). Its one of the most common generalizations that guys think is true but is the complete opposite.

In fact a guy who constantly tries to impress the ladies by showing their biceps or huge traps is a complete turn off to women. We see you guys as complete tools lol - especially when some guys will do the bicep curl gesture (sigh)

Anyone else agree?
Are they serious when they do it, or are they joking around?

That is lame.......
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:58 PM   #9
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Flexibility is better than muscle
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Obviously someone got invited to the wrong "gun show"
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Bicep/Trap/Pecs size and ding dong size have an inverse relationship.
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Lol, do guys seriously do that? How does a guy pull that off without looking like a complete ######?
Lol I used to work with a guy who would only wear tight muscle shirts just so he can always have his muscle definition at its maximum visibility. And constantly check out his arms and flex for the girls in the office. It got so old so fast.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:03 PM   #14
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Could you have confused 'flexing', with 'sucking in'? Because I do that.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:05 PM   #16
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Asian women are strange.
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Flexibility is better than muscle
Whatever.
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:08 PM   #18
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Does this actually happen?
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:09 PM   #19
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Add me to the group that never sees this happen unless it's a joke
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This is something I've never even had to consider doing. A total non-factor.
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