08-11-2009, 11:21 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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How Old Were You ... The Real Question
This is inspired by the tucked shirt thread.
How old were you the first time you untucked your shirt and got your first lay?
Sweet 16 for me, with an older woman no less. Well, she was only 6 days older, but hey, she was older.
That was pretty much the normal age for losing one's virginity in the time and place where I grew up. If you didn't get laid for the first time at around that age you were probably either a space alien or severely dysfunctional with the other gender. I'm curious as to whether that age is consistent with the norm or not.
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08-11-2009, 11:29 AM
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Missed the bus
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18. I thought I was going to wait until I was married. Then my balls dropped.
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08-11-2009, 11:31 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
18. I thought I was going to wait until I was married. Then my balls dropped.
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I was 18 as well. I thought it was never going to happen, then I found a girl who'd let me.
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08-11-2009, 11:39 AM
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24...hopefully.
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08-11-2009, 11:40 AM
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Norm!
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16 if you can call it getting laid and not a terrifying fumble fest by a guy and a girl that had no clue about what they were doing.
Then the awkwardness came because we were caught by her parents naked in the basement.
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08-11-2009, 11:44 AM
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Not the one...
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Originally Posted by fotze
Shoulda hucked the load at daddy, silence of the lambs style.
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Green Mile Style has a much nicer ring to it.
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08-11-2009, 11:44 AM
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First Line Centre
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20, I was a late bloomer.
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08-11-2009, 11:46 AM
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Self Imposed Ban
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17...in a theme room in the Fantasyland Hotel (unfortunately not the Truck or Igloo themed one). Let me tell you having a mirror on the roof is not helpful to one's first performance stamina.
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08-11-2009, 11:46 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
16 if you can call it getting laid and not a terrifying fumble fest by a guy and a girl that had no clue about what they were doing.
Then the awkwardness came because we were caught by her parents naked in the basement.
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Oh man ... getting caught the first time. That's both hilarious and terrible. Um, were her parents home the whole time, or did they come home and catch you?
That reminds me of the time dad caught me and my gf. He was upstairs watching TV, and he was pretty hard of hearing so I figured no problem. He'll never hear us. Good thing it was dad that caught us rather than mom. All dad did was give me a knowing grin and tell me to keep the racket down. Mom would have probably sent me off to bible school.
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08-11-2009, 11:46 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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18, hasn't happened since. 
I'm now 22.
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08-11-2009, 11:49 AM
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I once thought I was going to wait til marriage then when I was 17 that all changed. I've been a man whore ever since.
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08-11-2009, 11:50 AM
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When I was 10, I slept with my 14 year old baby sitter - who was actually pretty cute.
But the first time with an actual girl friend was when I was 14.
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08-11-2009, 11:51 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Oh man ... getting caught the first time. That's both hilarious and terrible. Um, were her parents home the whole time, or did they come home and catch you?
That reminds me of the time dad caught me and my gf. He was upstairs watching TV, and he was pretty hard of hearing so I figured no problem. He'll never hear us. Good thing it was dad that caught us rather than mom. All dad did was give me a knowing grin and tell me to keep the racket down. Mom would have probably sent me off to bible school.
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They were home, they were watching T.V., and we snuck in through the backdoor and crept down the stairs after a movie date. We both thought, we'll we weren't thinking that they wouldn't come down to the basement, but I guess we were noisier then we thought (cue possible couch squeeking), or we were whispering to loudly.
Next thing we knew, the lights came on followed by the loudest "What the f is going on here" Followed by the Captains forcible ejection out of the back door.
Followed by the next days awkward breakup.
As a side note, they did call my folks, and I got two faces of fear. My old man was fake yelling at me while practically throwing high fives. My mom was pissed off. My sisters were upset at the double standard in the house.
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08-11-2009, 11:53 AM
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Just 19 and still no action yet.
I'm black so I don't know if thats a good or bad thing. 
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08-11-2009, 11:55 AM
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24....with a hooker.
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08-11-2009, 11:59 AM
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17, in the back of a station wagon. She was amazing. I was not.
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08-11-2009, 11:59 AM
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19, and with a woman 15 years older than me. I highly recommend the 'first time with an older woman' approach. But yeah, the thing I remember most was this huge sense of relief that I could stop stressing out about spending my whole life a virgin. When you're that age, it really does feel like it's never, ever going to happen.
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08-11-2009, 11:59 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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18 and I didn't need chloroform. I just needed the town whore.
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08-11-2009, 12:09 PM
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16 in the back seat of an escort GT in the middle of winter with the vinyl seats. It really wasn't magical at all
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08-11-2009, 12:13 PM
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19. Nothing special about the situation to talk about, though I do remember we were looking at porn mags beforehand for some reason.
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