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Old 07-30-2009, 11:43 AM   #1
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A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_247245.html

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Old 07-30-2009, 11:44 AM   #2
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Maybe he's hung like a horse ...
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Sadly the horse decided not to press charges stating that "This was a large misunderstanding"
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I dunno, was the horse fighting back this time? You know what they say - you can't **** the willing...
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There's an infamous local legend from Estevan, Saskatchewan named Art Doobie. He was caught twice fooking a horse. Apparently, his defense in court went something along the lines of "...well...horses need loving too." I think the nickname '5-gallon Allen' came from the needed elevation to perform his loving.

I was framing condos at Shagganapi Golf course years ago when I heard the foreman calling everyone 'Art Doobie'. I just about pissed myself, it was so random. Turns out the guy was from Weyburn...Estevan's arch rival.
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Old 07-30-2009, 12:09 PM   #6
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Aside from this being completely disgusting. . . the first thing you learn with horses is to never walk around behind them. I'm surprised this guy never got kicked.
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That nag was just askin for it.
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I bet the horse was asking for it, it's always the victims fault. Probably wearing a slutty saddle or somethin'...the big question here is how did the guy get the horse ontop of the pinball machine?
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Old 07-30-2009, 12:49 PM   #11
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No crime in that
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I'm shocked the culprit isn't from Edmonton
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Old 07-30-2009, 01:42 PM   #14
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That horse is a whorse!
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we've reached an all time low talking about horse fooking..but who can resist reading that title? better he rapes horses than little kids i guess??? maybe this is a big red flag that he needs to be locked up forever??????
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What happened to the days where a guy could just go get a hooker for the night?
See.................this is why prostitution should be legal........think of the horses.
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Not again!?!?!?!?!? LOCKE!!!
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SWM seeks horse for long walks, grass dinners, and shlumping. Must be shoed and broken.

Please contact Locke, only those horses with pictures will be responded to.
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SWM seeks horse for long walks, grass dinners, and shlumping. Must be shoed and broken.

Please contact Locke, only those horses with pictures will be responded to.
You forgot "no fatties".
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