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Old 07-23-2009, 07:54 PM   #1
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I had my surgery on Monday, and stopped taking Percocet at 10pm Wednesday night. I finally poo'd about 2:30pm today, and now just called the hospital to ask if it was safe to have a beer?

They said "YES!"

MMMM, BEEER, YES, OH YES!!! MMMMMM!!!!!

Only one, but damn its good!

Also, I'm sore as hell, coming of the pain killers about 40 hits early. But I'm a trooper.

Also, CO-OP Classic Ale no longer has Big Rock caps...which is puzzling. Maybe it was killing the sales of the standard Big Rock line, but it is still the same product. Weird though.
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Old 07-23-2009, 07:58 PM   #2
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Percocet isn't something you stop taking, it's something you run out of.
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Old 07-23-2009, 07:59 PM   #3
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They let you go home without pooing? WOW. That does NOT happen at my wife's hospital.

Glad you can poo, have a beer and feel better!
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Old 07-23-2009, 08:00 PM   #4
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Percocet isn't something you stop taking, it's something you run out of.
I had this procedure before on the other half on my junk.

The hospital didn't have a problem with it so long as I could handle it.

Percocet makes you constipated despite how much laxative you hit yourself with.

I've been living on salad, fruit smoothies, kinoa, and metamucil for three days!!!
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Old 07-23-2009, 08:04 PM   #5
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If you don't mind me asking, what was the surgery for?
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If you don't mind me asking, what was the surgery for?
Spayed and/or neutered????
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If you don't mind me asking, what was the surgery for?
sex reassignment?
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ah finally got your tanguay tattoo taken off your nards, i see
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:34 AM   #10
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Lower left hernia and a left hip lypoma.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:39 AM   #11
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I thought this was a thread about it burning when you pee
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