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Old 07-14-2009, 04:11 PM   #1
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So here is the situation:

My girl and I have been planning to attend South Country Fair this weekend for months now. All has been in motion and things looked great.

Until just now I get a phone call from the director of the Latin Fesitval this weekend offering me a gig that pays extremely well and I really would like the money. Actually, I really need the money.

WTF do I do?

HELP!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:13 PM   #2
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Funny thing, you can't really eat a country Fair, you can certainly buy food to eat with money.

Plus . . . and follow the logic here.

Chicks like guys with work ethics

Chicks like money even better

Job + money = Chicks.

Any questions?
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:15 PM   #3
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You're boned.

You can accept the gig, and she'll be upset. You can reject the gig, and she'll feel guilty. You can leave the decision up to her, if she decides to let you play, you'll feel guilty. If she decides to go you'll feel resentful.

The only solution is to either burn the fair down or blow up the Latin Festival

Thanks for reminding me about the latin festival tho.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:15 PM   #4
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Take the money.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:16 PM   #5
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You're boned.

You can accept the gig, and she'll be upset. You can reject the gig, and she'll feel guilty. You can leave the decision up to her, if she decides to let you play, you'll feel guilty. If she decides to go you'll feel resentful.

The only solution is to either burn the fair down or blow up the Latin Festival

Thanks for reminding me about the latin festival tho.
you forgot option c) remove the girlfriend from the picture
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:17 PM   #7
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:18 PM   #8
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Promise her you will use the money you make to buy her a "toy". Win-win!
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:21 PM   #9
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Your problem would be solved if you were an identical twin... or had access to a cloning machine.

But if you get enough traditional ale in her before, a friend who looks like you just might pass.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:24 PM   #10
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you have a gf?
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:24 PM   #11
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Option D:

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You're boned.

You can accept the gig, and she'll be upset. You can reject the gig, and she'll feel guilty. You can leave the decision up to her, if she decides to let you play, you'll feel guilty. If she decides to go you'll feel resentful.

The only solution is to either burn the fair down or blow up the Latin Festival

Thanks for reminding me about the latin festival tho.
I'm not sure how confident you are in him taking your advice, but if you think it's possible I'd steer clear of the Latin Festival just in case he blows it up.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:47 PM   #13
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you have a gf?
Three years this weekend, which is also a detail I forgot to mention in the OP.

EFF EFF EFF EFF EFFING EEEEEFFFFF!!!!!
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:47 PM   #14
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I bet if you puke all over her, she'll forget about the festival affair.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:55 PM   #15
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But if you get enough traditional ale in her before, a friend who looks like you just might pass.
Really, does boning her a lot really impair her vision, I thought that was just masturbation.

(too easy)
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Fort Mac ain't that far away. Go the the Fair, drive back into down for the Latin Fest, drive back.
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Fort Mac ain't that far away. Go the the Fair, drive back into down for the Latin Fest, drive back.
Means I won't be getting back to the fair until nine or ten at night, and its actually a three day music festival on my anniversary weekend.

This is the lamest.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:55 PM   #18
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Have you told her yet? What was her reaction?
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:06 PM   #19
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Love SCF! Have such a blast whenever I go to that. Do the fair Friday night and then come back and do your gig, and then back to the fair for the big Saturday bash! Sunday go for a dip in the Oldman.......all is good. Good luck with your choice
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:25 PM   #20
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Hope and pray your g/f is understanding about the fact you need the money.

Offer to use some of the proceeds of the gig to take her to a place of her choosing.
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