Its clearly the first sign of an underground Volcano that the authorities arent telling us about to keep us pacified and placated. Very soon Calgary will erupt like LA in 'Volcano' only we dont have Tommy Lee Jones to save us.
Theres only one thing we can do, we must use emergency powers to elect Bill Pullman as our Mayor...he seems to be a good leader under pressure.
Him or Billy Bob Thornton, hes pretty clutch too...
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