Can you cackle? Are you free from cat allergies? Willing to stay overnight in a cave?
Then you can put your name forward for a job as the resident witch at Wookey Hole, a cave turned tourist attraction in Somerset, England.
The part-time job pays an annual pro-rated salary of $94,000 Cnd. According to the job posting, the successful applicant will greet visitors and go about "the everyday life of a witch — showing visitors what it was like to live in the dark ages in a cave."
Is there fine print? Like.... I don't want to get all the way over there and then find an angry, pitchfork shaking mob wanting to throw me off a cliff to see if I float or not.