07-13-2009, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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I am taking pre-law classes and one of the ones I am taking during the Summer is Family Law.
Our teacher (a Lawyer her self) was talking about desk order divorces and said "This is usually preferred since it is the easiest for the Liars to accomplish," when she meant Lawyers.
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07-13-2009, 12:25 PM
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One of the Nine
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There was that time in Bio class when the teacher told us that jizz has a high sodium level and the bimbo in the room blurted out "that's why it tastes so salty". True story.
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07-13-2009, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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At the magazine I once worked for, the contributors bio (that little section you often get at the front that describes who the contributor's are and what they do) for one of our more prominent writers referred to her not by her actual title of Sex Columnist, but as a "Sex Communist".
That's a freudian slip that got past a few editors, copy checkers, and made it into print. Oops.
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07-13-2009, 12:31 PM
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by Table 5
At the magazine I once worked for, the contributors bio (that little section you often get at the front that describes who the contributor's are and what they do) for one of our more prominent writers referred to her not by her actual title of Sex Columnist, but as a "Sex Communist".
That's a freudian slip that got past a few editors, copy checkers, and made it into print. Oops.
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In Soviet Russia, Sex Columns You!
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07-13-2009, 12:31 PM
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Location: Calgary AB
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At High School Grad many years ago a good friend of mine was asked to lead the prayer before dinner (Catholic High School). Instead of saying "Bless us O Lord" in the first line he said "Breast us O Lord." All the women in the crowd seemed like they weren't paying attention while all the men's radar went off and looked at one another as if to politely ask one another "Did I hear the word Breast?."
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07-13-2009, 12:56 PM
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Norm!
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I once walked up to a woman and said "Nice a$$ suger tits" Then I slapped her on the rump and punched out her husband.
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07-13-2009, 01:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I once walked up to a woman and said "Nice a$$ suger tits" Then I slapped her on the rump and punched out her husband.
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I just burst out laughing in front of about ten people, and then had to explain the joke. Thanks a lot!
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07-13-2009, 01:12 PM
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In true Freudian fashion, I once yelled out "Oh Mom!" while I was drawing a map of Hawaii.
Awkward.
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07-13-2009, 01:40 PM
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Norm!
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Better then screaming out "Stop touching me Uncle Bob" then cowering under the table of a nice restaurant when a girl touches you on a first date
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07-13-2009, 01:42 PM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaster86
I am taking pre-law classes and one of the ones I am taking during the Summer is Family Law.
Our teacher (a Lawyer her self) was talking about desk order divorces and said "This is usually preferred since it is the easiest for the Liars to accomplish," when she meant Lawyers.
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Way too funny!!!  .... troutman and all the other fine soliciters here on CP, not withstanding... 
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