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Old 07-17-2009, 07:42 PM   #1
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It's a beautiful night out and I'm sick. I was supposed to go out, big night of fun planned, but I'm sick. And it's not the sick that I can just get through if I try hard enough. You know when your really sick because I'm hungry as hell, bored and want to go out, but my stomach won't let me.

Just figured you'd all want to know about my evening plans. What's everyone else doing?
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:59 PM   #2
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It's probably AIDS.
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swine flu + AIDS
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swine flu + AIDS
Probably a touch of SARS and West Nile as well.
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It could be morning sickness (but that usually happens in the morning).
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wow.
The guy's on his deathbead as we speak, and U guys R cracking jokes?


*deathbead- a really large 'bead'
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Props for using "barfing". That term doesn't get used enough anymore.
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wow.
The guy's on his deathbead as we speak, and U guys R cracking jokes?


*deathbead- a really large 'bead'
DOK is a girl ps, and good luck with the barffing.
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maybe you ate a telephone, happens to the best of us ya know
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1. Make a spreadsheet that divides the evening from 6 PM to midnight into individual cells.
2. Count the number of times you throw up during each hour and fill out the sheet.
3. Create a pie chart.
4. Bring out during your next staff meeting.
5. Accept the kudos.
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:54 PM   #14
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Not at all, where I thought this thread would go.
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:58 PM   #15
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Just curious, where were you expecting it to go?
Cause this was the only expectation I had.
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Meh... Barfing never stopped me from going out...
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:06 PM   #17
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No kidding... odds are I'll be barfing from going out anyways, so a few times before that doesn't hurt.
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DOK is a girl ps, and good luck with the barffing.
Sorry. I use white text for mah sarcasm...

I suggest chugging 3 beerskis in 5 minutes or so.
Then you'll know if your ready to go out or not.

P.S. what does 'ps' mean?
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No kidding... odds are I'll be barfing from going out anyways, so a few times before that doesn't hurt.
Exactly. It's like a warm up before playing sports. You'd hate to pull something if you're puking violently.
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I will be having all of the fun that was budgeted for you!!
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