05-21-2009, 04:49 PM
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All I can get
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Buying a wolf shirt from amazon.com?
http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-...pr_product_top
Make sure to read the reviews first.
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
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05-21-2009, 04:52 PM
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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ok, reggie...the real question is..why are you looking at wolf shirts at amazon.com?
inquiring minds want to know! 
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05-21-2009, 04:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Vancouver
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I was once at a house party where some guy, obviously fairly new to Canada (I think Mexican), was wearing a shirt like this. All night long I called him "the Wolf". He thought he was the man, I don't think he ever did realize I was making fun of him.
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05-21-2009, 04:56 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest
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05-21-2009, 04:57 PM
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All I can get
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The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.
Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.
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Haha
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05-21-2009, 04:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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I own a wolf blanket.
This is the confession thread, right?
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05-21-2009, 04:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Hilarious.... my god.
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05-21-2009, 05:02 PM
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All I can get
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One issue I have with this shirt is the total lack of lightning. I will take the flying eagle with a stormy background shirt over this one any day. If it had three eagles, even better.
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- one star review
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05-21-2009, 05:14 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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How many of these shirts do you think will be purchased with say $49 Million?
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05-21-2009, 05:25 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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Isn't this shirt the number one selling item on Amazon.com or something right now?
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05-21-2009, 05:33 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
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Subtitle: But doesn't mind the huge piles of cash rolling in.
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05-21-2009, 05:44 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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So would this be better than the 3 wolf velvet painting?
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05-21-2009, 06:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Reminds me of this gem.
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05-21-2009, 06:30 PM
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First Line Centre
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You don't put this t-shirt on your torso, you put it on your soul!
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05-21-2009, 06:46 PM
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Got Oliver Klozoff
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That is one bad ass shirt.....
We were looking all over Whitefish last New Years for wolf shirts to wear out on the town. We figured they would be perfect to coincide with our moustache growing contest.
Can't believe we have finally found them!!
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05-21-2009, 06:57 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Mike Oxlong
That is one bad ass shirt.....
We were looking all over Whitefish last New Years for wolf shirts to wear out on the town. We figured they would be perfect to coincide with our moustache growing contest.
Can't believe we have finally found them!!
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05-21-2009, 07:03 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Anyone remember those kids in school that would wear wolf shirts like this all the time?
This thread and all the reviews are dedicated to them.
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05-21-2009, 07:40 PM
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n00b!
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I actually would not be surprised at all if there are CPers who own and wear Wolf shirts.
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