New Ringtone increases breast size? - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Rathji · 06-23-2009, 05:06 PM

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Breast enlarging ringtones may sound like something you’d find in your spam folder, but apparently it’s legit thanks to the power of biology and subliminal messaging. One specialized scientist/composer’s ringtone is designed to enhance women’s breast size when listened to 20 times a day for 10 days. So what’s the secret message? Crying babies.

CrusaderPi · 06-23-2009, 05:14 PM

Let's pray teenage girls don't get a hold of this technology. They have no idea how difficult big ones can be for teens.

Jayems · 06-23-2009, 05:18 PM

edit: I guess I should read first.

flip · 06-23-2009, 05:21 PM

Will breast milk production be a side effect?

I like big boobs as much as the next guy and having my gf get bigger boobs would be great but I think the milk might turn me off a bit.

IGGYRULES · 06-23-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by flip

Will breast milk production be a side effect?

I like big boobs as much as the next guy and having my gf get bigger boobs would be great but I think the milk might turn me off a bit.

Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!

Hemi-Cuda · 06-23-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi

Let's pray teenage girls do get a hold of this technology. They have no idea how awesome big ones can be for teens.

fixed

4X4 · 06-23-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES

Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!

jammies · 06-23-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES

Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!

{fotze mode on} I've always wondered if black women give chocolate milk. {fotze mode off}

Finny61 · 06-23-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES

Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!

Please tell me you are an infant with advanced communicative skills.

rockymountains · 06-23-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rathji

what next!!!!??? or need i ask?

arloiginla · 06-23-2009, 09:05 PM

I like big boobies.

rockymountains · 06-23-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by arloiginla

I like big boobies.

of courseyou do!!!! Most guys do :P I don't think i've met a guy who doesn't like boobs!

GreenTeaFrapp · 06-23-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymountains

I don't think i've met a guy who doesn't like boobs!

flip · 06-23-2009, 09:58 PM

GTF is that your signed pic?

Dan02 · 06-24-2009, 02:54 AM

Wonder what the male version would be, I can just see it now, a new line of male enhancement products for my email to be spammed with.

icarus · 06-24-2009, 03:24 AM

Crying babies eh? Lots of those on public transport and incidentally lots of large boobies on public transport... I see the correllation.

GreenTeaFrapp · 06-24-2009, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by flip

GTF is that your signed pic?

No. Your mom gave me that one claiming she found it in your old bedroom.

Ozy_Flame · 06-24-2009, 08:13 AM

Good lord I love big knockers.