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Old 07-10-2009, 12:18 PM   #1
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haha. I wonder what Clinton would have done?

I guess Obama is on the top of Sarkozy's pool party list.


In the photo, the world leaders' heads are turned to catch the "pink-satin-draped booty of a 17-year-old junior G8 delegate," according to the New York Post, a shot that the Drudge Report website dubbed the "second stimulus package." The girl is reported to be Mayora Tavares of Brazil, who was one of several junior delegates who had assembled for a group photograph.


http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Ph...920/story.html


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Old 07-10-2009, 12:20 PM   #2
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Clinton would have grabbed.

Bush would pointed.

Obama oogled.
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Thanks Calgary Herald- I was unaware that he was human; and acts like every other human male on the planet.

Note to self- I should also be thankful that don't have 100 cameras on me 24/7.
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Originally Posted by Sir Mix-O-bama
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back


I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back
edit: wow sorry didnt realize that was so long

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Old 07-10-2009, 12:25 PM   #5
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Thanks Calgary Herald- I was unaware that he was human; and acts like every other human male on the planet.

Note to self- I should also be thankful that don't have 100 cameras on me 24/7.
I saw alot of Brazillian booty when i worked at Disneyworld. It's not something a man should pass up.
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EDIT: Article already points out her age, nevermind.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:28 PM   #8
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I dunno... looks to me like he was just balancing his budget.
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Well Obama doesn't have any "bush-isms" so the media has to criticse him for being a man. It just makes sense.

OH NO, spicy mustard? No way!
He checks out Brazilian women? That evil evil man.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:30 PM   #10
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I love Sarkozys look there. He was liked, yah I tapped that shat.

Scoping a 17yo is plain wrong.
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Now, that is some nice Brazilian ghetto bootay!
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I know she's Columbian, but the only thing I'm thinking about right now is...

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I love Sarkozys look there. He was liked, yah I tapped that shat.

Scoping a 17yo is plain wrong.
So what does that make scoping a 14yr old? Because I think I just don't want to be right.
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Hahaha -

"Second Stimulus Package"

I love how the ABC news apologize was like - he was making sure his footing was secure. Him and Szarcozy are both looking to the left for some reason.

I know I always look down and to the left when I am walking down stairs.

PS - All in good fun "Look but dont touch"
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So what does that make scoping a 14yr old? Because I think I just don't want to be right.
She is 17, Szarkozy is French, different rules for Euros.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:59 PM   #17
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She is 17, Szarkozy is French, no rules for Euros.
Fixed it for ya!
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saw a sign yesterday inside where the Police vehicles park by one of the C Train stations downtown. It read something like:

Drive as though everyone in the world is watching you. Because they are

It would suck to have any kind of fame whatsoever, especially in the era of cameras everywhere.
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Wrong! He was admiring himself in the only reflective source handy.
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I like this one too...


Sarkozy & Berlusconi are checking her out; Obama looks like he's saying "come on guys, let's be professionals"; and Harper is obliviously straightening his tie.
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