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Old 06-18-2009, 07:22 PM   #1
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Went into a dollar store to try and find a bunch of plastic bugs for my kid, and saw this:



That's just wrong.
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:26 PM   #2
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oh, i see the problem here. it is at the DOLLAR store and this is $2. the nerve of them

well, did you get one?
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:27 PM   #3
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If it takes batteries, alltherage's fiance will be shopping there soon.
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Does this have any relation to the no sex for 3 months thread?
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:38 PM   #5
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Baby's first dildo
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Wow I must be old, or you guys are reaching...
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haha still not as bad as the vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick

put it between your legs and have a magical journey!
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:44 PM   #8
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How does it work, I don't see a propellor?

Do you just blow into it? (you know, like a balloon).
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:45 PM   #9
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Well I guess GI Joe doesn't need to go swimming in the water anymore.
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:46 PM   #10
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Wow I must be old, or you guys are reaching...
It has the word "pedo" right in it, do you need to have it written on a fish and be smacked with it?
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The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong

Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong

ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong

anything else wrong with it?
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:17 PM   #12
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The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong

Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong

ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong

anything else wrong with it?
Again, no form of propulsion.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:46 PM   #13
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The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong

Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong

ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong

anything else wrong with it?
His eyebrow and hair colour don't match?
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:56 PM   #14
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The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong

Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong

ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong

anything else wrong with it?
It's flying toward his mouth, and from the near impossible hand position perspective, I'd say someone else is holding it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:31 PM   #15
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His eyebrow and hair colour don't match?
Not only that, but his eyebrow colour and lip colour match. WTF?
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:33 PM   #16
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ToyPEDO could be used to.........

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Am I the only one who noticed the splat next to his face, the Torpedo needs better aim apperantly.

Man that thing is messed up.
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His lip colour matches the colour of the toyPEDO... perhaps the dye is running?
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oh man...again..i've been drinking...i need not chime in here...
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