06-18-2009, 07:22 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Something subtly wrong with dollar stores...
Went into a dollar store to try and find a bunch of plastic bugs for my kid, and saw this:

That's just wrong.
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06-18-2009, 07:26 PM
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Franchise Player
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oh, i see the problem here. it is at the DOLLAR store and this is $2. the nerve of them
well, did you get one?
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06-18-2009, 07:27 PM
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#3
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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If it takes batteries, alltherage's fiance will be shopping there soon.
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06-18-2009, 07:27 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
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Does this have any relation to the no sex for 3 months thread?
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06-18-2009, 07:38 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Baby's first dildo
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06-18-2009, 07:42 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Wow I must be old, or you guys are reaching...
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06-18-2009, 07:43 PM
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Some kinda newsbreaker!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Learning Phaneufs skating style
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haha still not as bad as the vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick
put it between your legs and have a magical journey!
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06-18-2009, 07:44 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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How does it work, I don't see a propellor?
Do you just blow into it? (you know, like a balloon).
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06-18-2009, 07:45 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Well I guess GI Joe doesn't need to go swimming in the water anymore.
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06-18-2009, 07:46 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Byrns
Wow I must be old, or you guys are reaching...
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It has the word "pedo" right in it, do you need to have it written on a fish and be smacked with it?
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06-18-2009, 08:13 PM
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Franchise Player
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The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
anything else wrong with it?
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06-18-2009, 08:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by STeeLy
The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
anything else wrong with it?
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Again, no form of propulsion.
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06-18-2009, 08:46 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cowtown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by STeeLy
The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
anything else wrong with it?
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His eyebrow and hair colour don't match?
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06-18-2009, 08:56 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by STeeLy
The fact that it's $2 at a DOLLAR Store - Wrong
Little boy holding something shaped like a dildo - Wrong
ToyPEDO with a small boy on the front... - Wrong
anything else wrong with it?
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It's flying toward his mouth, and from the near impossible hand position perspective, I'd say someone else is holding it.
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06-18-2009, 09:31 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IgnitedSoul
His eyebrow and hair colour don't match?
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Not only that, but his eyebrow colour and lip colour match. WTF?
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06-18-2009, 09:33 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Toy PEDO could be used to.........
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06-18-2009, 09:34 PM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Am I the only one who noticed the splat next to his face, the Torpedo needs better aim apperantly.
Man that thing is messed up.
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06-18-2009, 09:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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His lip colour matches the colour of the toyPEDO... perhaps the dye is running?
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06-18-2009, 09:41 PM
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#20
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Self-Ban
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oh man...again..i've been drinking...i need not chime in here...
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