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Old 06-18-2009, 01:10 PM   #1
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Yes, I know its Foxnews, but its the only link I can find right now.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009...pons-material/
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The ship, Kang Nam, left a port in North Korea Wednesday and could be carrying weaponry, missile parts or nuclear materials. The U.S. military has been tracking it since its departure.

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North Korea has said that any attempt to board its ships would be viewed as an act of war and promised "100- or 1,000-fold" retaliation if provoked.
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NK has got nothing but hot air when it comes to threats, torpedo the ship.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:16 PM   #3
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Has to be a false alarm. It's not Dec. 2012.
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Not good.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:19 PM   #5
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Dun dun duuuuuuuun
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:20 PM   #6
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Steal it, apologize, return it to North Korea by dropping it out of a plane.

Preferably with Slim Pickins aboard.
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Threatening a young democratic president with nukes? That is sooo 1962.
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Why not just give the Japanese 100 ballistic missiles with who knows how many nuclear warheads? Let the Koreans and the rest of Asia quake in their boots a little knowing they have them aimed straight at them.
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If its a UPS tracking number then I wouldnt trust it.
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Strange its not on the left networks websites; NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN

What happens Dec 2012?
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Strange its not on the left networks websites; NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN

What happens Dec 2012?
We're all going to DIE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_doomsday_prediction
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Why did I click on that link. I feel all dirty like how Scientologists or PETA members must feel.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:31 PM   #13
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I bet the U.S. tracks all large ships coming and going from NK.
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So far Fox is the only news site carrying it.

Strange.
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Now remember when you see the blast from the nuclear bomb, keep your mouth open so that the overpressure doesn't implode your head.

Now also remember because this is important. When you see the atomic flash make sure that you dive under cover, your desk at school or under your dads desk at home should protect you. If you can't dive under cover its important that you find at least a shallow ditch to dive into.

It is not ok to begin looting right away, wait to see if you can lend assistance to your neighbours first.

If you feel nausea and a slight scalp tingling, that means that the good radiation is working and you should be able to be more productive at work or at home when your third arm grows in.
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I bet you the first thing everyone is going to take when the looting starts is Bud Light Lime.

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Why did I click on that link. I feel all dirty like how Scientologists or PETA members must feel.
Like you've been totally cheated and lied to? (rhetorical question)
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Now remember when you see the blast from the nuclear bomb, keep your mouth open so that the overpressure doesn't implode your head.

Now also remember because this is important. When you see the atomic flash make sure that you dive under cover, your desk at school or under your dads desk at home should protect you. If you can't dive under cover its important that you find at least a shallow ditch to dive into.

It is not ok to begin looting right away, wait to see if you can lend assistance to your neighbours first.

If you feel nausea and a slight scalp tingling, that means that the good radiation is working and you should be able to be more productive at work or at home when your third arm grows in.
I'm expecting the sales of refrigerators made with lead to fly through the roof.
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Now remember when you see the blast from the nuclear bomb, keep your mouth open so that the overpressure doesn't implode your head.

Now also remember because this is important. When you see the atomic flash make sure that you dive under cover, your desk at school or under your dads desk at home should protect you. If you can't dive under cover its important that you find at least a shallow ditch to dive into.

It is not ok to begin looting right away, wait to see if you can lend assistance to your neighbours first.

If you feel nausea and a slight scalp tingling, that means that the good radiation is working and you should be able to be more productive at work or at home when your third arm grows in.
Just read "On The Beach" to give you ideas on what to do until the End Of Everything.

In the short term, hide under your school desk.

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Just read "On The Beach" to give you ideas on what to do until the End Of Everything.

In the short term, hide under your school desk.

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Wow, one of my favorite all time movies too.
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