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Old 06-04-2009, 11:22 AM   #1
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Default tube tops...

Why ladies?
all you do is spend the entire night adjusting them every 5 minutes...

the man's eyes tend to wonder when it catches a glimpse of so much movement....it's not fair
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:24 AM   #2
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I agree..................love the tube top..........and quit adjusting ladies!

For the heavier women who wear tube tops...............I now call them tub tops.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:24 AM   #3
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Tube tops don't offer nearly enough support. I have no problem picking up the slack.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:28 AM   #4
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Boobs are great. Nipples are my favourite part.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:30 AM   #5
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Boobs are great. Nipples are my favourite part.
I definitely thought you were going to tell everyone how much you hated tube tops. Colour me surprised!
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:30 AM   #6
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Boobs are great. Nipples are my favourite part.
I enjoy a big B or small C cup the most. I find they usually have the best nipple:breast ratio.

When you get into the D's you can start finding very high nipple:breast ratios.

Yuck.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:34 AM   #7
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Haha I'm takin spring classes at the UofA right now and I can't even study in Hub anymore because my eyes wander too much. Nothin but tube tops and short shorts as far as the eye can see. God bless summer...
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:36 AM   #8
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God bless LuLu Lemon.

Tube tops are kind of skanky looking IMO, not that I am complaining.
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I was in LA last week (the real one - not Lethbridge, Alberta) and damn those chicks wear some short-ass shorts. Underbum as far as the eye could see.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:47 AM   #10
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so useless without pictures
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so useless without pictures
Truer words have never been spoken. Big fail for me. Sorry guys.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:50 AM   #13
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I prefer halter tops on most women, but I'm hardly quibbling.

In any event, Halter Top Day is one of my top 5 days of the year.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:53 AM   #16
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fap fap.............fap.
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So you think that's funny huh?
On another note....so glad I don't wear tube tops!!!! Or even sleevess. And now I'm getting paranoid that I don't have the proper breast-to nipple ratio. Just give me a birqua please!!!
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I'm getting paranoid that I don't have the proper breast-to nipple ratio.
I'll be the judge of that.
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Old 06-04-2009, 12:45 PM   #20
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So you think that's funny huh?
What's it to you?
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