Man submits drawing of spider instead of payment for overdue account.

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]

This is pretty amusing...

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/go...ts_drawing.php

This one is also funny (pets in the building):

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/th...ne_david_t.php

[GoinAllTheWay]

The one of the spider is fata. I'd look for the thread but I'm far to lazy atm.

[mykalberta]

Wow, what a ###### bag. The chick should have sent his account to creditors.

[Jayems]

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

hahahahahahahah

That's funny. I remember the spider one, this dog one is gold too.

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

The one of the spider is fata. I'd look for the thread but I'm far to lazy atm.

Oops! Searched, but missed the not-so-obvious thread title.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=65237

The Pets one is great too, though. At least I snuck that one through.

[Swayze11]

Haha the pets one is good. Thanks for posting that

[Drunk Skunk]

I lost it at "They are very small ducks."

[CaptainCrunch]

What a ###### bag moron this guy is, and worse yet, the people should have shut this down at square one.

Dear David;

I see you don't want to pay your bill, so instead of letting you jack us around like an idiot, we've sold your account to Rocko and Rocko credit agency, they assure us that they will be happy to return your spider drawing in person.

Sincerely Helen

PS You'll have lots of time to draw in the hospital moron

PPS PAY YOUR BILL AND GET A JOB



Dear David;

re: pets

Under the landlord tenant act we are advising you of a 24 hour emergency eviction due to you dicking us around. We've hired an armed guard to make sure that your out of the building in that time frame.

Sicerely

Your Landlord

PS Enjoy the streets ###### bag.

[Kipper is King]

The dude must be on quack!

[CaptainCrunch]

[ikaris]

here's a party one from David Thorne. Pretty good as well:

http://from.simontsmall.com/2008/12/...strikes-again/

[WindomURL]

Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

This summarizes my entire childhood.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What a ###### bag moron this guy is, and worse yet, the people should have shut this down at square one.

Dear David;

I see you don't want to pay your bill, so instead of letting you jack us around like an idiot, we've sold your account to Rocko and Rocko credit agency, they assure us that they will be happy to return your spider drawing in person.

Sincerely Helen

PS You'll have lots of time to draw in the hospital moron

PPS PAY YOUR BILL AND GET A JOB



Dear David;

re: pets

Under the landlord tenant act we are advising you of a 24 hour emergency eviction due to you dicking us around. We've hired an armed guard to make sure that your out of the building in that time frame.

Sicerely

Your Landlord

PS Enjoy the streets ###### bag.

[Red]

http://www.27bslash6.com/buffed.html

laugh away. All his stuff on the left.

[Tower]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What a ###### bag moron this guy is, and worse yet, the people should have shut this down at square one.

Dear David;

I see you don't want to pay your bill, so instead of letting you jack us around like an idiot, we've sold your account to Rocko and Rocko credit agency, they assure us that they will be happy to return your spider drawing in person.

Sincerely Helen

PS You'll have lots of time to draw in the hospital moron

PPS PAY YOUR BILL AND GET A JOB



Dear David;

re: pets

Under the landlord tenant act we are advising you of a 24 hour emergency eviction due to you dicking us around. We've hired an armed guard to make sure that your out of the building in that time frame.

Sicerely

Your Landlord

PS Enjoy the streets ###### bag.

Or perhaps he's offering crap for crap. Just because you have a request for payment does not mean it has any value.


I'd love to be your tenant... I'd stop paying rent and I'd have a field day with your tactics. Many victory parties would be had at your expense!

Oh and this is very funny stuff.

[metallicat]

I loved the spider one. I think it's hilarious and ingenious.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by Sidney Crosby's Hat

Oops! Searched, but missed the not-so-obvious thread title.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=65237

The Pets one is great too, though. At least I snuck that one through.

Agreed, that was golden

[Galakanokis]

Looks like a rip off of Letter's from a Nut....

Fun stuff none the less.