Life is pretty normal today.

[flamestalker]

Take that, FML. My life is average!

http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html

Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA

Today. I was bored so I went on Facebook. I was still bored, but remained on Facebook. MLIA

Today, I heard a sexual term used that I was unfamiliar with, but I pretended I knew what it meant. When I got home I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Now I know what it means. MLIA.

Today I killed 13 people. I had a great game of "Call of Duty". MLIA

Way better than FML...

[calf]

Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It's alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by calf

Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It's alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA

Oh man Brad, when you started off, I thought you were writing as yourself before I got to the 9th grade part