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Old 04-23-2009, 08:29 PM   #1
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Old 04-23-2009, 08:43 PM   #2
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Do I even want to know what Tiger Beat is? Dare I google it? It's not going to send me to some gay porn site, is it?
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Old 04-23-2009, 08:45 PM   #3
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Words are required to explain "Tiger Beat" however...cause like 4X4 I'm not googling it.
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Old 04-23-2009, 08:47 PM   #4
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I think that you know what Tiger Beat is would be more embarrassing for you than it is for Toews and Kane to be said to go on there.

I'm allowed to know what Tiger Beat is, I was a 13 year old girl once.

And really--I don't think they'll care all that much if women think they're "OMG so hawt." At all. Those two are probably living it up in Chicago.
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Old 04-23-2009, 08:51 PM   #6
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nm, witty's got it covered...
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What, you guys didn't have sisters growing up?
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:01 PM   #8
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What, you guys didn't have sisters growing up?
I had (have) 4 of them... Tiger Beat? I'm pretty sure they got their NKOTB posters from... um... Their stupid girl magazines. Maybe I was too busy playing road hockey to read their magazines. I definitely should have known what Tiger Beat was.
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Kane looks like hes planning to jump Toews the second he goes to pull his socks up and judging by the look in Toews' eyes, either he knows its coming or he sees Robyn Regehr.
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How is that magazine still around???



Elvis, Bob Dylan, Sonny & Cher, the Beatles. Teen hearthrobs!
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How is that magazine still around???

Elvis, Bob Dylan, Sonny & Cher, the Beatles. Teen hearthrobs!
Because 13 year old girls are still around.

It's amazing that Kane and Toews haven't killed each other yet. Very rarely do you see one without the other. They must get almost no time alone.
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How is any magazine still around? Who buys magazines anymore?
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Cool! Gary Roberts made the cut!

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How is any magazine still around? Who buys magazines anymore?
It would look really funny if you hid a laptop in the bathroom closet under the towels.
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Doctors, dentists, salons, auto shops, anywhere that people will be for a while, it gives them something to kill time.
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Elvis, Bob Dylan, Sonny & Cher, the Beatles. Teen hearthrobs!
I think you almost just ruined Dylan for me. His name will now be for ever synonymous with Tiger Beat.
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I think you almost just ruined Dylan for me. His name will now be for ever synonymous with Tiger Beat.
Damn, I'd love to read that "What is a Groupie" article.
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Damn, I'd love to read that "What is a Groupie" article.
It says right there on the cover: "They're exciting! Helpful! Daring! Cunning!" I wonder if 'cunning' is an aphorism for something else?
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I do!
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Elvis, Bob Dylan, Sonny & Cher, the Beatles. Teen hearthrobs!
I don't know about the rest of the "pretty boys" but I think Chamberlain is out these days.
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