08-02-2009, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Jerking off in court gets a four-year jail term - for the judge.
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BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) — A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.
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At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.
Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it
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Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.
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http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...entenced_x.htm
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08-02-2009, 12:17 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Sometimes, the story it self is enough.
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08-02-2009, 12:24 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Holy crap, that is some kind of funny.
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08-02-2009, 12:27 AM
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First Line Centre
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Nice tags.
...and ya, it sure give you reason to have faith in the justice system. (maybe that alone is worth the sentence?)
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08-02-2009, 12:39 AM
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Man, that guy really comes down hard on people...
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08-02-2009, 08:55 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Man, that guy really comes down hard on people...
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I dunno, sounds like he let quite a few off.
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08-02-2009, 09:24 AM
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Guess he got tired of pounding the gavel.
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08-02-2009, 09:28 AM
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hoping to come up with a witty response, but couldn't.
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08-02-2009, 10:18 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Calgary
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Now we know why justice is blind.
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08-02-2009, 11:59 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by Charcot
Now we know why justice is blind.
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It's not blind ... it just has one eye, and that one eye is somewhat cockeyed.
Last edited by Ford Prefect; 08-02-2009 at 12:02 PM.
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08-02-2009, 12:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Maybe he just really, really, loves the law....
Ohh....that appeal was AMAZING.
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08-02-2009, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Charcot
Now we know why justice is blind.
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He wasn't focused on the case at hand.
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08-02-2009, 12:24 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by Dion
He wasn't focused on the case at hand.
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But to be fair, he never let things get out of hand.
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08-02-2009, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Justice is going down the tubes. What a penal system!
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08-02-2009, 02:37 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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That blows.
Last edited by Schultzie; 08-02-2009 at 02:41 PM.
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08-02-2009, 02:42 PM
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First Line Centre
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The magistrate said to the accused.."I never want you to come before me again.................
Dont be silly,it will never stand up in court..........
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