'I thought he was a Zombie.' - Woody Harrelson

[Daradon]

Haha, ok not a direct quote, because the title line is only so long but, Woody 'assults' a photographer because he feared he was a zombie.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movi...bie/index.html

'I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.'


Heheh, 'understandably'... Awesome!


Personally I think more paparazzi should be punched out, they cross way too many lines, but I have to laugh at this story and quote.

[HPLovecraft]

The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman.
"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.
"He hit me in my face, he broke my friggin' camera, he broke the camera in pieces," he said.
Harrelson, his daughter and a driver get inside an SUV and the encounter ends.

Sounds like the dope deserved to get punched out. I'd do it, too, and claim it was zombies.

[metallicat]

And here come the lawsuit. I should become a paparazzi. Make money selling photo's, and make money suing actors. I would just tail Russell Crowe all the time.

[Kidder]

The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman.

"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.


You know, I'd actually rank zombies ahead of the papparazzi in terms of humanity and intelligence. At least zombies aspire for brains.

What jokes they are. Can you imagine following someone all the way through an airport and everytime they brush you aside you cry "that is assault! that is assault!"

[CaptainCrunch]

I was merely ACTING!!!!


Brilliant

Thank you

[4X4]

What a scummy way to make a living. Following people around, harassing them and then suing them when they finally have enough and deck your pathetic ass.

[Thor]

Tabloid journalism is horrible evil, and those people who are in that industry should be ashamed of their work.

Now if housewives would stop buying these horrible celeb magazines/newspapers and would stop fueling this monster we created.

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE.

[4X4]

Hahaha. That actually made me laugh out loud.

[SteveToms]

TMZ is the biggest waste of space in the internet, tv, and whatever else they do.

[awildermode]

Originally Posted by SteveToms

TMZ is the biggest waste of space in the internet, tv, and whatever else they do.

what? i think a bunch of guys sitting around talking about celebrities is way cool. and they get to invaded people's privacy. it is the best half hour one can spend watching tv...and endless hours on the internet.


psst....green!

[Crispy's Critter]

What I thought this was going to be about based off the title of this thread was way off.


Thought it was going to be about him working with Ted Danson on Cheers

[killer_carlson]

on the TMZ show, can someone explain why that guy constantly has like a sippy cup with a straw in it?