See this blood in the carpet, look just put it on there with out even adding pressure its half gone, just add some punch and look no evidence! Not even in the underlay!
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MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
The other one he beat with the mini version. This one he smucked with the full version. Or maybe it was using one in each hand. Don't you get two mini's and two regulars if you phone in the next 20 minutes?
What I don't understand is how this guy can justify a $1000 hooker.
A hooker lasts 1 night, a wife lasts 20 years.
I don't know it sells itself.
I mean, you're gonna spend $1000 a night on sex, you're throwing your money away.
i'm thinking for a 1000 bucks it better be sex for the ages, you know the toe curling crying out to whatever diety you worship needing 2 gallons of gateraide and an ice bag for your naughty bits type of sex.
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SHAMWOW guy arrested for beating hooker.
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