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Old 04-10-2009, 05:34 PM   #1
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Surprised fotze didn't already post this...

Kid born with second dick. On his back. WDF?

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/04...-penis-middle/

And just for laughs, here's a link to the place I found this important breaking news. I found post #4 to be particularly hilarious.

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...ad.php?t=51787

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Old 04-10-2009, 05:38 PM   #2
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Who knew Jonah Hill wasn't lying when he said "The funny thing about my back is it's located on my ****."
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:53 PM   #3
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its possible man has evolved to survive marriage
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:56 PM   #4
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Wow! The possibilities!
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:56 PM   #5
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lets clean the title up a bit eh?
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:58 PM   #6
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"Honey, could you give me a back rub.............heh heh"
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lets clean the title up a bit eh?
Ask and ye shall receive.
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:06 PM   #8
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I wonder if he'll be upset later in life when he learns that he was born with a second penis but they cut it off!

It's actually a different person though, who is attached to him and only partially formed.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...octors_mur.php
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:10 PM   #9
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:23 PM   #10
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T'would give new meaning to "riding cowboy".
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:41 PM   #11
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lets clean the title up a bit eh?
Wasn't it Penis? Thats too risque for CP?
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Wasn't it Penis? Thats too risque for CP?
nope, it wasn't penis.
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Old 04-11-2009, 12:01 AM   #13
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Yes, it was.
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lol answered my own question with the censored word.

CP is too family safe.
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First: hopefully the one on the back was the smaller of the two. Even though that is a great built-in excuse in bed: Sorry it's not that big, the doctors removed the bigger one.

Second: Edited because it was in really bad taste, even for me.
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I actually saw a porn in which a man had two penises... The sad thing is that is was obvious by the look on the chick's face he didn't know what to do with either.
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I actually saw a porn in which a man had two penises... The sad thing is that is was obvious by the look on the chick's face he didn't know what to do with either.
Wow.

Quoted so she can't edit it!
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I actually saw a porn in which a man had two penises... The sad thing is that is was obvious by the look on the chick's face he didn't know what to do with either.
Well, I guess the word shocker is already used.
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