So we have one of those light green bins in our backyard just beside our back door where we put our empties. You may have seen them around at your office, or even have one at your house. They are then collected by various charity groups when full. Ours is collected by Child Find Alberta.
Well our bin was close to being full but my wife noticed today that the bin was gone. We found it next to the garage by the back gate. One of the low life homeless pieces of shart has snuck into our backyard and stolen the empties.
Now I don't really care about the $4.00 or $5.00 worth of empties that were stolen, I'm more pissed that some piece of shart was in my backyard and I'm really pissed that they stole not from me, but from Child Find. That is hitting a new low for this crap.
i'd really, really like to buy a pit bull (or ten) and let them roam free at night in the neighbourhood.
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if i was a hungry pitbull roaming the streets of S.W. Calgary, i would definitely go for the abandoned child rather than the rough skin and attitude of a bum.
Well, I certainly applaud you for wanting to steal from a hundred charities, but take it from this old charity thief, stealing from a hundred charities does alot more harm than good..........
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Where do you think hobos come from? By stealing your empties they are just making sure there will be plenty to follow in their shoes (or lack of).
So when you think about it that way, they are really just thinking about the future, their concern really is for the children. Why isn't anyone but the hobos thinking of the children?
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I suggest wiring your garage with a motion detector techno light show, such as the ones at rave clubs. Also Preferable if you can jump in with glow sticks. The loud techno music and rapid pulsating lights will disable the homeless due to seizures.
I suggest wiring your garage with a motion detector techno light show, such as the ones at rave clubs. Also Preferable if you can jump in with glow sticks. The loud techno music and rapid pulsating lights will disable the homeless due to seizures.
ha ha, I'm sure the last thing he wants is a bum techno party breaking out in his back yard. i think it would be awesome though.
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Stealing from a charity
