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Old 03-31-2009, 01:00 PM   #1
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A Connecticut middle school principal has laid down the law: You put your hands on someone -- anyone -- in any way, you're going to pay.

A violent incident that put one student in the hospital has officials at the Milford school implementing a "no touching" policy, according to a letter written by the school's principal.

East Shore Middle School parents said the change came after a student was sent to the hospital after being struck in the groin.
Oh my freaking lord. We are raising a generation of nancy-boy's.

My first reaction was to think of Arrested Development.
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Can you touch yourself in Connecticut?
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Everybody knows it works better to rub that type of injury...
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Thats all well and good, but whats going to happen when Principal Whatshisnuts isnt around?

These kids are going to have to learn to deal with physical contact sooner or later, is later really the right answer?

Tell 'em to suck it up and deal with it, the world doesnt care about their problems.

Although, to get sent to the hospital for a nutshot, the guy must have wound up or something, or maybe that kid was just a total pansy, that kid would have to have been decimated.

Did the Principal kick him in the nuts?
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So I guess the schools wrestling team just got cancelled.
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You have got to be kidding me.

Can't they just let the kids be.....kids?
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Oh my freaking lord. We are raising a generation of nancy-boy's.

My first reaction was to think of Arrested Development.
Milford? Isn't their motto that children should be neither seen nor heard? I guess they added 'nor touched' to it.
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Let's see if this works...


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Does it count as touching if you put a condom on your fist first?
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How are they going to play sports now?

And doesn't it seem like these principals have too much power? Where do they draw the line? If he wanted to, say, impose a restriction on sneezing during classes, would that be allowed, despite the fact that it's asinine? Who eventually steps in and puts a stop to this insanity?
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After all the kid can always get out of hospital, dress in black, grab an Uzi and show the snots whose boss!!!!1
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How are they going to play sports now?

And doesn't it seem like these principals have too much power? Where do they draw the line? If he wanted to, say, impose a restriction on sneezing during classes, would that be allowed, despite the fact that it's asinine? Who eventually steps in and puts a stop to this insanity?
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Can you touch yourself in Connecticut?
We can just get kermitology to call my brother and ask him if he can touch himself... personally I'm not calling to ask him!
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The problem is centers more around the parents than the school.

Schools nowadays have their hands tied by over zealous parents who think their kid is the second coming.

Parents who will believe the kids word over the teachers, parents who aren't afraid to make a stink, parents who sue.

I'm sure this just comes down to legal issues and the school trying to make sure it stays out of hot water.

I'm not saying sometimes kids DON'T have legitimate concerns and there aren't some bad teachers, but man o man, parents just don't help schools out the way they used to. Nor do they instill in their kids the importance of authority.

Going to the hospital is pretty serious though, however I would think that the parties involved would be dealt with correctly and that the school wouldn't have to involve the other kids by making new rules.
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We can just get kermitology to call my brother and ask him if he can touch himself... personally I'm not calling to ask him!
You shouldn't have said that.
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You have got to be kidding me.

Can't they just let the kids be.....kids?
Parents don't let their precious kids be.....kids these days.
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Parents don't let their precious kids be.....kids these days.
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