Do you have Biblical morals... Quiz

[Thor]

Good luck, post your results.

http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals


0%

[Superflyer]

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

[metal_geek]

Your morality is 92% in line with that of the bible.

You are a good and moral Christian. Jerry Falwell would be proud! Now go sacrifice an ox for the sweet savour of the lord!


I need to step it up a notch for I fear the wrath of the lord!!


Anyone have a goat for sale cheap?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

I got 31% which is surprising since I'm 0% religious unless I'm praying for the death of my enemies or last weekend's 6/49 draw.

[HalifaxDrunk]

My morality is ???% in line with that of the bible.

I gave up and stopped answering those dumb questions...

[Canada 02]

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

My morality is ???% in line with that of the bible.

I gave up and stopped answering those dumb questions...

clearly making fun of the Old Testament; has nothing to do with Biblical morals

[Daradon]

0%, not to surprised, you could tell the ones that were going to give you points for the most part, and obvious crack at some of the old testament type life lessons which even most modern Christians steer away from.

[STeeLy]

Morality is 0% in line with that of the bible...

and I'm catholic...

[Sainters7]

Apparently it's 0%. For the record, if you haven't realized it already that "Quiz" is a joke. After I did it the first time, just to see what would happen I re-did it and picked the ridiculous "c" answers every time, and ended up with 100%.

[getbak]

31%. Mostly because I'm pro-death.

[prarieboy]

I scored a solid 8%.

[Frequitude]

0%

[driveway]

Here's a damn difficult question:

Which is worse?
A) Slavery
B) Rape

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by driveway

Here's a damn difficult question:

Which is worse?
A) Slavery
B) Rape

C) Sodomy, atleast going by question 1, but honestly that is as far as i made it

[cyclone3483]

Originally Posted by driveway

Here's a damn difficult question:

Which is worse?
A) Slavery
B) Rape

As the deliverer or recipient? Need to clarify....

[edn88]

Originally Posted by superflyer

your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time i sacrifice a goat.

+1

[Yeah_Baby]

Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.

Obviously it's broken, because I am a boyscout according to those close to me.

[mykalberta]

What kind of half ass jackel wrote that quiz? I know more about the bible than 95% of people on this planet, and I get 0%

[PsYcNeT]

Originally Posted by mykalberta

What kind of half ass jackel wrote that quiz? I know more about the bible than 95% of people on this planet, and I get 0%

I think it has to do with more that the author is relegating incidences in the bible and their outcomes is a sort-of modern context.

If you chose anything other than the outcome of that event in the bible, you get no marks.

[REDVAN]

5. If you sell your daughter as a servant, how many years must she serve?
a) None, but you should be put in prison.
b) Six years.
c) For as long as her new master feeds and clothes her.

13. John Bobbit, who’s wife famously cut off his penis, is looking to join your church. Should he be allowed in?
a) Yes, of course, God welcomes all.
b) No, his penis was cut off.
c) I don’t know. His penis was cut off, but he did have it reattached.