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Old 01-18-2005, 11:07 AM   #1
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/bal....ap/index.html
Why would you even try?
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:11 AM   #2
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Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do," a police report said.
I'm sorry, maybe I am just sadistic, but I couldn't help but almost laugh at that. Did they know each other in a past life or something.

I wonder if she's dating the lavalamp dude in heaven now?
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:13 AM   #3
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Darwin strikes again!
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:53 AM   #4
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Hmmm...Reminds me of an old joke (and by reminds me, I mean is exactly the same as)

Q. What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

A. Hey watch this!!!
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:56 AM   #5
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Foul play is not believed to be involved, officials said.

Nope, but "fool" play is.
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:21 PM   #6
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Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@Jan 18 2005, 12:53 PM
Hmmm...Reminds me of an old joke (and by reminds me, I mean is exactly the same as)

Q. What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

A. Hey watch this!!!
Double bonus answers: "Don't worry, [it's not loaded / the safety's on]."
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:43 PM   #7
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2nd floor balcony is not really much of a fall though. You could jump off a 2nd floor balcony without much trouble if you land right, which obviously she didn't, I guess.
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:50 PM   #8
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Heres a somewhat similar example of stupidity. The video isnt great but the audio is damn funny.

Famous last words:
Pilot: think I can make it in between there?
Co-Pilot: nope

Click me!
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Old 01-18-2005, 03:07 PM   #9
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You die. People laugh.

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