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Old 02-17-2009, 06:59 AM   #1
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Well duh! This guy would be nominated for a Darwin award I'm sure had the crash claimed his life as well.

Hell hath no fury, and all that...

'He staged a private talent show in May, without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said.'

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Love that bolded part, lol.
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:49 AM   #2
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Many things in this article make little sense, but probably the most ridiculous is that you'd get a talent agent in to make judgement on these women, all of which he's had as his mistresses for the past eight years. Was this they guy's way of trying to dodge any personal responsibility for the decision? "Hey, I think you're great and I've loved these many years we've had together. But this guy's a professional talent agent, baby, and he says you've gotta go."
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Many things in this article make little sense, but probably the most ridiculous is that you'd get a talent agent in to make judgement on these women, all of which he's had as his mistresses for the past eight years. Was this they guy's way of trying to dodge any personal responsibility for the decision? "Hey, I think you're great and I've loved these many years we've had together. But this guy's a professional talent agent, baby, and he says you've gotta go."
I should have done this - could have saved tens of thousands of dollars and several years over 2 marriages.
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:35 PM   #6
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Shouldn't he just know which one was the most talented?
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:15 PM   #7
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A reporter whose story of a businessman's contest to decide which mistress to keep was fired after he was found to have plagiarized, according to a Wednesday statement of the local newspaper in east China's Shandong Province.

The reporter with Peninsula Metropolitan News (PMN) in Shandong published his story Sunday, saying a businessman surnamed Fan supporting five mistresses in the coastal city of Qingdao decided to keep only one as his company ran into tough times.

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Old 02-20-2009, 08:07 AM   #9
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As someone who is not rich, I endorse this message!
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