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Old 01-30-2009, 02:06 PM   #1
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While perusing some ofthe extra news links over at Majorgeeks I ran across below:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...storyid=129902

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the owner of Goomba's Pizzeria, has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and released on bail.
Somebody been watching too much of the Soprano's or something?
There's disagreeing with the customer, and then there's disagreeing with the customer.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:07 PM   #2
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Oh come on, how awesome is that. The fact that its named Goomba's Pizzeria tells me that its a money laundering front for the Milano crime family.

Hey I ordered an extra stack of $100.00 bills with my Calzone you Goomba
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:45 PM   #3
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Goomba's Pizza? Is that next to Forgetaboudit Financial?

Seems straight out of a Mafia spoof movie.
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"Mickey Blue Eyes" is the head cook.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:06 PM   #5
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Next time they won't botch the pizza.

Simple.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:41 PM   #6
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Next time they won't botch the pizza.
No, next time the customers will be grateful with what he got.
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:23 PM   #7
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He screwed up a pizza! I've pistol-whipped for less.
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